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37 [M4F] Ft Worth Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don’t turn orange
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ElevenSixteen is a male age 37 looking for a female in Dallas, TX
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HI! Thank you for opening my post, what you are about to read (or ignore) is me trying to sell myself, but instead of writing paragraphs, I'm gonna make a list because who doesn't like lists? Ok still with me? Good, here goes nothing.

  • You get cool points for being able to name more Pokémon than pikachu.
  • Pajama enthusiast.
  • I have a soft spot for hufflepuffs.
  • I really really love Spotify and it’s the app that kills my battery the most out of every app.
  • I kinda dig some of Taylor swifts music 🤷🏽‍♂️.
  • Disney is life.
  • I use sarcasm as a way to bond with people.

Hobbies include...

  • Switching between the same 4 apps for hours.

  • Not speaking to anyone for days at a time.

  • Listening to the same songs i listened to 15 years ago because Spotify is cheaper than therapy.

  • Putting myself in situations that will never exist

  • Long walks to the liquor store.

  • Staying in my pajamas way too long.

  • Staying up wayyyy too late.

  • Being tired all day due to previous statement.

  • Drinking everything but water.

  • Putting stuff in my cart online but never checking out.

  • Making lists of things i will never do.

So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope . Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊

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a female
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