HI! Thank you for opening my post, what you are about to read (or ignore) is me trying to sell myself, but instead of writing paragraphs, I'm gonna make a list because who doesn't like lists? Ok still with me? Good, here goes nothing.
- You get cool points for being able to name more Pokémon than pikachu.
- Pajama enthusiast.
- I have a soft spot for hufflepuffs.
- I really really love Spotify and it’s the app that kills my battery the most out of every app.
- I kinda dig some of Taylor swifts music 🤷🏽♂️.
- Disney is life.
- I use sarcasm as a way to bond with people.
Hobbies include...
Switching between the same 4 apps for hours.
Not speaking to anyone for days at a time.
Listening to the same songs i listened to 15 years ago because Spotify is cheaper than therapy.
Putting myself in situations that will never exist
Long walks to the liquor store.
Staying in my pajamas way too long.
Staying up wayyyy too late.
Being tired all day due to previous statement.
Drinking everything but water.
Putting stuff in my cart online but never checking out.
Making lists of things i will never do.
So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope . Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊
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