I’m exhausted by the app thing, so I’m shooting my shot on this subreddit full of hookups and cuckold requests. What could possibly go wrong?

Kind of hard to put into words how I’m feeling following the election. I put way too much emotional and physical energy into trying to trying to veer and wish us into a normal and stable future, but the universe or Elon Musk had other plans? I’m still trying to make sense of it all, but all I know is that I didn’t vote for this mess and I’m still here and living in it, so I’m trying to make the best out of this mess. I just don’t want to do it alone anymore.

I’m gainfully employed and live alone, but I rent my place and my car is beat up and my wardrobe is lacking.

I love to cook, but generally only cook hello fresh meals. If you’re into grain bowls and tacos, I’m down to share.

I’m liberal, and it’s kind of important to me. It didn’t used to be back when politics was normal and boring, but I strongly believe in equal rights and reproductive rights, among other things. I’m not going to be compatible with someone who doesn’t feel the same way, as friends or otherwise.

I’m 6’0, 215 and definitely have a dad bod, minus the dad part, but chest hair is also going gray and I started using hair loss medication. I’m definitely not beating the middle-aged accusations.

Generally speaking, I’m an introvert and love spending time at home, but when I do go out, I enjoy concerts, road trips, the movie theater experience and trying new (or the same reliable) restaurants, but generally hate loud crowded bars and dancing. I also have a PhD in the Irish Goodbye. It’s rare that I am out at work, the gym, or running errands or taking the trash out that I don’t have headphones in, as music > people is my general preference. Prove me wrong? Also I’m always happy to get a new music recommendation so feel free to send me what you currently have on repeat.

Favorite author is Stephen King and I enjoy scary media. The H3 Podcast is my comfort listen/watch and like just about every other millennial, I love watching the same sitcoms over and over despite having access to almost every streaming service. I also dabble in some console gaming.

All I ask about you is that you’re 30 or older. I don’t care about your body type or ethnicity, I’m open to all and I’m more interested in making a connection. No need to send me a photo, but I’ll send you one if you’d like. I prefer you live in the DFW area so we might be able to meet up and grab coffee or a meal and if necessary, hunker down for the end of the world.