I'm looking for a long-term FWB. Now I realize everything I'm about to say is probably a 🚩but there might be someone looking for the same thing. 🚩I'm married, but my spouse has decided that he no longer is interested in sex with me, so I can find a "friend" as long as it isn't messy or would ever lead to something serious.

As far as looks go, I am a basic bitch, plus-sized, and nondescript. I'm not an Instagram model and I don't expect you to be either. I guess I could be classified as pretty by some small subset of the population, will that be you? Only time can tell. Or maybe you will tell.

As far as sex goes, similarly am a basic bitch and like vanilla sex with someone I trust, like, and can talk to. I can't host, but I understand it may take time to build some trust.

But for me, an ideal FWB would seriously be someone who'd like to get together and have "dates" with gaming, board games, or movies, and vanilla sex once a week or so (not Thursday have a game night then, not this type of game night). I realize the irony of a married person saying🚩 "I am a serial monogamist". But in my defense I didn't let myself go, my thyroid makes too much TSH and I drink too many lattes, so it's sort of a group effort. Seriously, a 10/10 night would be gaming or a movie, cocktails or beer, and sex. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I'm more of a coffee person anyway. I'm not saying I want to be the Leia to your Han unless you're into role-play.

So if you are looking for something similar, send me a DM or chat. Just tell me about yourself and what you're looking for. I don't take life too seriously, and I am not looking for some sort of Shakespearean romance, but I can't do the revolving door either. I can barely handle actual revolving doors. Why are they so heavy? Please be 30 and looking for something long-term.