So I see you’re a fan of tacos? So far so good!

Yours truly: 5’11” Mexican Aquarius that is addicted to avocados. I do baby talk as I’m approaching them when I go grocery shopping. Speaking of grocery shopping when I go, I like to grab a few boxes of condoms and drop them into people’s shopping carts when they aren’t looking. On road trips I like to listen to true crime podcasts and audiobooks. Huge fan of the sports. The following teams have cause me the greatest joys and worst heartaches: Atlanta Braves, Liverpool FC, Detroit Red Wings, & Kansas City Chiefs. I like watching Frontline documentaries on YouTube and pausing them whenever something pisses me off and I must vent. My standard for cleaning my apartment is when I look around and think “yup, I got my shit together. I love going on hikes and visiting national parks. I recently visited Zion National Park. Had a blast. Great Smoky Mountains and Yosemite are a few others I've visited

I’m hoping to meet a lady that finds this funny “plan on being spontaneous tomorrow.” Likes "that's what she said jokes" and dirty jokes in general. Clean cheesy ones too. Has a girl crush on a chick celebrity. Says random movie lines. Knows how to play at least one card game. Likes sushi. Has nice penmanship. Makes facial expressions for everything. Is smarter than me. Has a favorite book. Has a favorite sports team. Has a prized childhood possession. Isn't afraid to be silly. Is afraid of the dark. Likes 100% agave tequila. Is a grammar nazi. Has a go-to pair of bra and panties. And overall super nice!!

For me an ideal and what would be an awesome date, would be having a meaningful conversation where I learn a new joke, a life hack, about a book or movie that leaves an impression, a new perspective about everyday life, about a new band or song, a random fun fact, about a good restaurant around town, about what makes the other person laugh, afraid, curious, squirm, smile, say a curse word.

Took the time to write you a novel about this internet stranger because it is Reddit and the internet and Sugar Honey Iced Tea gets weird on here.