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20 [M4F] British Columbia/Online Nerdy Hopeless Romantic Looking for my Introverted Soulmate 🥰
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HashtagBabyfat is a male age 20 looking for a female in Canada
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Hello! I'm a nerdy, introverted, shy, goofy, homebody. I'm looking for an introvert girl who is honest, kind, funny, and can hopefully be my motivation to start living a fulfilling life. I would like someone to form a strong emotional connection with. To share my interests and also become my best friend. I don't like talking to people until I've gotten to know them and feel comfortable doing so, and once I do I enjoy conversing endlessly. I would love to learn all about you, your interests, and even try to participate in them!

I am 6 foot 5, and a little overweight. I've got pale white skin but tan quickly and don't burn. I have 3 inch straight dark brown hair, and I think hazel eyes. I got massive hairy hobbit feet 😬. I feel I have a mid deep monotone voice, but am okay at impressions and get loud when I'm excited. Willing to send pictures after we start chatting.

I love video games, generally sandboxes such as Minecraft, and most games in the mario series (Mario Sunshine!!!) I have a passion for all sciences. I love having big nerdy conversations about any area of science. I'm always excited to learn about the latest discoveries and developments in technology. I also looove cats! I watch YouTube videos of all the above constantly!

I am agnostic/athiest. I'm not political at all, but I support most left wing ideas and hate backwards assholes like Trump. I have mild autism so I have very rigid beliefs and opinions, so even when I'm wrong it can be a pain to change my mind lol. I am an asexual heteromantic, so sorry if sex is a requirement for you like most! I am a teetotaler so my only source of substance enjoyment is food 😋. I like pizza and soft drinks, but hate pickles and mushrooms. I've gotten my first vaccination dose and am scheduled for my second at the end of the month.

I have plenty of free time atm so don't worry about me not responding. Even if this post gets older but I still sound like your perfect match, send me a message. I would love to talk to and get to know anyone who likes what I've said. I don't work but get paid around $1400 a month for existing and being autistic lmao (need motivation to change this). I'm pretty minimalist so I don't cost much, I only need internet and food to be happy.

I have a list of pretty rigid requirements for my significant other that goes as follows:- Minimal to no interest in wearing makeup, getting tattooed, dyeing hair, or piercings. (Your natural body as evolution gave you).- Doesn't smoke or get drunk, (a few drinks is okay).- Isn't interested in having kids anytime remotely soon. (I'd do basically anything for someone I love, so if you do eventually want kids we can do that).- Homebody. I would like to go for semi-daily walks though for health reasons.- No cosmetic surgery, major deformities, or missing limbs. (Most other disabilities I'd probably be cool with).

I'm very shy and uncomfortable with other people, so even if you do live close to me, I'd like to get to know you online first. I'm clingy and would really like to eventually have a co-dependent relationship where you never want to leave my side. I like the idea of sending a picture doing a particular task to confirm to each other who we are, and not just a google search, such as an L on our forehead with head tilted down menacingly 🤣. My ideal day/first date with you would be to play some Minecraft for several hours, then spend the rest of the night cuddling and watching some comedy/action/sci-fi/fantasy shows/movies.

I (somehow) graduated top of my class grade 12, even though I basically dropped out 1/3 of the way into the second semester. I had a mental breakdown, involving a girl not reciprocating feelings, the future, getting a job, becoming independent, and a relative coming out as trans (I feel terrible not being able to handle that but the hormones and body modification side of it disgusts me to no end). I haven't recovered since then, on account of it being easy for me to get by monetarily with my simple daily requirements, but me being useless isn't great for my mental health. I need you, my soulmate, to be my motivation to take on the world. To find something I'm passionate about and make a living with. to support me through everything whilst I support you as well. Can you be the one to balance my equation? 😉

Thanks for reading about me!

- Hunter

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