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44 [M4F]; London, Ontario; ISO Someone Wonderfully Weird :P
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Kal-Elvis is a male age 44 looking for a female in London, UK
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44 years old; 178cm (5'10"); 63.5kg (140lbs; 10 Stone); Salt and Pepper hair; Hazelish eyes

TL;DR: I'm a guy that likes some stuff, rambles quite a li'l bit, and has a fairly clear idea of what he's looking for.

Hello there! :)

Ultimately, I am looking for love (aren't we all?), but, in the interim, I'm willing to just see where things end up.

For now, though, I'm really just looking for something somewhere between FWB and cohabitation. (If, down the road, we were to decide that we wanted to cohabitate, and/or - possibly - marry? I'm open to that discussion. I'm just in absolutely no rush.)

I'm definitely not looking to "play the field"; I'd like to meet one woman with whom to spend my time. Quite frankly, at this point, “Netflix and Chill” has become “Actually Watching Something on Netflix Whilst Hanging Out with Someone: Maybe Some Cuddles (Depending on Whom I Might Be With and How Much Junk Food We've Eaten)” 😄 Having said that, I'm also open to exploring polyamory.

I have no children, nor can I contribute to having children of my own. I'm not particularly looking to raise a child, either, but I never rule out the possibility that the "perfect" woman could always come along and change my mind. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I know, I know; everything that I'm saying is every woman's dream scenario. ;P I get it; it's not everyone's ideal.

Hakuna Matata! I can dig it. The one for whom it does work is out there.. :)

I'm kind of a homebody, but I definitely love going out with the right people.

I love movies and television - they are my favourite story-telling media; I do enjoy reading but, truthfully, don’t do enough of it. Sci-fi, superheroes, fantasy etc are all my jam but it's not all that I consume. I'm definitely not a horror guy - thrillers = 👍 gore/jump scares = 👎

I love video games but not much for the online gaming community; I enjoy more sim games, and the Lego games are so much fun - especially with two players :)

I'm not a super active person but if I had an exercise pal...... especially if you're at my (low, low 😅) level.

I'm definitely more of a dog person than a cat person; I don’t hate most cats (some are real jerks), although I’m allergic to a LOT of them, unfortunately. 😕

I have a fairly sarcastic / wry / sardonic / sometimes dark sense of humour, but can be goofy; love puns (the worse, the better).

Random Items: * Very left political views; not afraid to opine * No time for drama / bullshit 😃 * Cannabis Aficionado (I actually have a prescription, to boot) (No illicit drugs; rarely drink; gave up on bars / clubs years ago) * Trying to quit smoking - I've given myself until the end of March * Meat and potatoes type guy (meatloaf / mashed potatoes is my comfort food); not entirely opposed to trying new things 😅 * Rarely have facial hair (other than sideburns) - I know some women prefer beards 🤷🏻‍♂️ * Love olives (for those that subscribe to ‘The Olive Theory’) * Dark roast coffee; black * Dark chocolate over milk (white chocolate can go back under whatever rock from which it crawled out!) * Love acting; I don't get to do it enough but do it anytime I get the chance * Enjoy museums / galleries (even if I don't always “get” art) but go very seldom

I'm looking for someone smart, shares my sense of humour (wit is sexy!), kind and compassionate, cynical but still hopeful. We should have some interests in common but we should, also, both have things that are outside of that... some that we can share with the other, and some we don't.

I know that this seems cliché, but grammar and spelling are fairly important (although we al make errrors soemtimes).

I’d really like to find someone who is looking for those wonderful conversations - you know, when, every so often, you have to stop and ask something like “How did we get to talking about zebras? Weren’t we talking about upcoming elections a few minutes ago?”

Ethnicity, body type and age don’t matter. Neither does the job you have - or don't - nor the amount of money you have - or don't. All that matters is whether or not we’re attracted to each other - body, mind and spirit.

So, if you're looking for quiet hangouts, Netflix binges (w/ cuddling), long conversations, maybe a round of mini golf, send me a message; DM or PM. Let's chat and get to know each other.

  • What's your favourite colour?
  • What would you do with a $50M LottoMax win?

If you read this far, KUDOS, and thanks. I understand that it was a bit of a slog.

I hope to hear from you soon! If not 🤷🏻‍♂️ All the best! 😁

Note: If you're not supporting Black Lives Matter, refuse to wear a mask where necessary, or in ANY WAY support Doug Ford or Trump, move along; there's nothing for you here. (See: "No time for drama / bullshit" Clause)

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