Hi everyone!

I am a 32 year old woman (almost 33) living in Canada. I live in Saskatchewan, specifically. Yes, it does usually suck but the grass is always greener. I am open to potentially relocating in the future but I do have a great job so I’d have to move for another great opportunity.

I am child free and had my bilateral salpingectomy when I was 28 years old (yay, no kids!). I don’t hate children, but I can only tolerate them in small doses. I have several nieces that I love to pieces.

Speaking of things I love, I have a wonderful cat named Moo. He is extremely cuddly - almost too cuddly haha. He is also very talkative. One rule I do keep is that he is not allowed to sleep with me as I really don’t want to be woken up in the night by a pet. I also like plants, swimming, travelling occasionally, anything horror or Halloween related and reading. I am currently reading Stephen King’s new book called You Like it Darker. Though to be honest, it hasn’t been that dark so far. 🤷🏻‍♀️

My last trip was to Toronto (though I’ve been too many times to count) and before that it was to San Francisco. San Francisco was amazing and I had so much fun. I went by myself and was nervous to do so but it turned out so great.

I like to think I’m pretty witty (but you can be the judge of that) and banter is my love language! I love a good back and forth.

I am also in a professional career which does take up a good amount of my time but I think I have a good balance going on.

Alright, here’s where we get to what I’m looking for:

• someone between the ages of 29-40 (give or take)
• someone who is employed full time, ideally with a post secondary education
• someone funny
• bonus points if you like horror movies but it’s certainly not mandatory
• someone who doesn’t smoke, vape etc or do any drugs

Feel free to reach out if you think we’d be a good match. I’d prefer to get on a call sooner rather than later and also exchange pictures pretty quickly so we can see if there is attraction.

:)

Edit: I do not respond to low effort messages.