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31 [M4F] Ontario/Online: I’m secretly three cats in a trench coat
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Next-Onion-2503 is a male age 31 looking for a female in Canada
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Hey ladies! I’m here hoping to find and build a short or long-term connection. I want to make you smile so much your cheeks hurt, send and receive those sweet and flirty goodnight and good morning texts, and the phone calls we wish didn’t have to end. I am open to a long-distance situation as long as we can meet up sooner than later, and our schedules line up for ease of communication. I’m not looking to rush into anything, but I am after something exclusive that we can build and grow together. I do not have, nor want, children of my own and I am not religious.

I value the simple (and nerdy!) things in life, and would rather find my person to spend my life with rather than living a life of comfort and privilege. My dream is to open an animal sanctuary or hobby farm that could double as a human therapy center. I am looking for a long-term, monogamous relationship with a woman within a few years of my age and within a few time zones of EST. Curly hair, freckles or dimples get you to the front of the line! So does a sass and wit. Or cat pictures. Or cookies. I’m easy to please, honestly.

For work right now I’m in a volunteer position at a local food bank where I socialize with seniors and the food-insecure and basically serve as a ‘Johnny on the spot’ helping with odd jobs, tech support, stuff like that. I also help with a cat rescue organization where I have fostered cats and do some admin work. I do freelance editing on the side, and would love to have some of my own work published in the future!

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a male
Age
31
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a female
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6 months ago