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50 [M4F] OR/PNW - Big Black Dude wants to make you his Queen
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AmbitiousFunk88 is a male age 50 looking for a female
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Hi! - Now that you are here, read on! (disclaimerā€¦it's a book...you should get something to drink, or munch on)

Cutting right to the chase. I am looking for a serious, committed, supportive, monogamous relationship with someone who is emotionally available, and straight.

I am focused on the PWN, generally Oregon and Washington, but long distance can be funā€¦and I can drive, or fly...and I am a pretty good swimmerā€¦or at least I can float very well, so Iā€™m open to all possibilities.

I am completely down to worship you as the Demi-Goddess that you undoubtedly areā€¦eventually, and I mean that in every sense of the word, but first there needs to be an emotional connection. If you just want to smash, respect, but I am not your guy.

I AM looking for an intimate relationship (not necessarily physical/sexual in nature), but intimacy comes with trust and a connection, which SHOULD take time to build. I would be thrilled to just talk, learn about you, and see where it goes. At the worst, we may become the best of friendsā€¦though *mates* would be better.

I am not focused on: Age, (though anyone younger than 30 may need to google VHS and the ā€œClapperā€ when I grumble about my VHS player turning off whenever I clap my hands.ā€¦BUT, everyday brings an opportunity to learn new things, right?...bring it on), color, size, stability (mental or otherwise), defect or fault (perceived, imagined, or real) - I will accept you for who you are!

If you make it to the end (kudos to you), and are interested in seeing if we vibe, please reach out. I promise, if you do take that first step, I will respond, maybe with a slight delay (adulting is such a painā€¦I know) but I WILL respond. What do you have to lose?

If YOU are remotely interesting (even if you don't believe you are), are looking for someone to cherish, adore, and hold YOU UP in darkness and light, and you are willing to be genuine and honest, I would love to get to know you.

I am not interested in playing games. I ask you to respect me as I will respect you, you are after all, possibly going to be the Queen to my King!

If you do reach out please include the name of the band at the bottom of this post. You are appreciated.

In no order of importance:

I am a straight, Cis, male.

I am single...and an adult (no hate intended at all)...so I don't live with my mom or 4 other people in a 2 bedroom.

I work in IT.. so I am gainfully employed, and donā€™t live in a cardboard box. Not that this has always been true, or bad. We all have our challenges, some more than others. I've been lucky to get out of the cardboard box life. For those still thereā€¦keep your head up and your legs moving..

I am not a Lumbersexual (again, no hate intended) who oils their beard ( but I do have a beard...type thing) nor do I make homebrew from random stuff in my backyard and hair from the bathtub drain (for the fermentation properties...I would .. guess?!?)

I am a person of color. That color is chestnut brown. I am biracial. If that mattersā€¦STOP HERE, move on, have a great day!

I am what many would characterize as BIG. That means I have...like 2 Dad Bods. I canā€™t say I am "actively" working on it but I have dropped 44lbs in the last 9 months, a slow process. so there is that. If that matters to you ā€¦cool cool cool, have a lovely day.

I previously lived in Japan for 11yrs. I have a very open attitude towards other cultures, languages and belief systems, and am always trying to learn more. Iā€™d dig learning about yours.

I love music, food, laughter, cooking, stimulating conversation, comfortable silences, motorcycles', PC gaming, animals, ceramics, Film, TV and literature of all genresā€¦except Horrorā€¦ cause I am prone to loud outbursts of screaming (and yes.. I have been known to talk at the screen or TVā€¦as we do...since they can hear meā€¦right?!)ā€¦but I am always on a quest to expand my horizons, so I'm game to learnā€¦If you're game to hold my hand and tell me ā€œitā€™s all NOT going to be OK, close your eyes now dearā€¦ā€..it's really in your best interest

I have some mobility issues after getting crushed on a motorcycle 7 years ago. That does make a number of outdoor activities a challenge. I do enjoy getting out and doing things, if that is YOUR jamā€¦It just takes a bit longer, and some planning.

And lastly, as an attempt to express the kind of person and partner I am, I invite you to check out: *King - by Blue October*

If you dig the sentiment, even if Iā€™m not your guy for more than a good laugh, but want to make a loyal, uplifting connection, swap playlists, throw spells at dragons, grab a coffee and watch people, or yell at the stupid people walking into a CLEARLY haunted house..ā€¦ hit me up too!! After the last 2 Ā½ years, I need as many friends as I can get.

Peace, Love and Light. Keep your head up!

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