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Hi girls
Many of you will have seen my last post wherein I requested those who message me to bear physical resemblance to Kate, the hottest she-wolf from Alpha & Omega.
I feel as though I ought to make a clarifying statement on the matter.
My lack of responses confirms my suspicion that individuals were indeed put off because they thought it was entirely a joke post with no serious undertones, while others were let down by my high expectations.
(While there was clearly an element of attempted humour, I was nevertheless sincere about wanting to find love. And if you don't look like Kate, that's fine, we all have our failings. You're still valid. I would never tell you to change for me; surgery would be entirely optional.)
Others still, possibly, wondered if I would be fulfilling my half of the bargain. The answer to this is yes: unlike many guys here, I'm not about to politely request things of my girlfriend without making sacrifices in my own life. I would absolutely be down to become Humphrey for the right person.
But this will take time and effort. It will not happen overnight. The best things in life are worth fighting for, however.
On the subject of howling. Many of you will have (correctly) inferred from the last post that I'm kinky. But I don't howl with just anyone. And the moon has to be full. The light pollution is pretty poor in my town but I am willing to relocate if that proves to be a problem in our love life.
Hear from you soon
- Humphrey (not in name, but in spirit - for now)
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