I know, I know, I'm supposed to carve her out of marble and then pray to the gods to make my perfect marble woman real. But let’s face it: I'm B-A-D BAD at sculpting points to a bunch of malformed blobs of clay on the workbench. See? No one is going to let those come to life. Or at least I hope not… that would be terrifying.

Thankfully we are in modern times now. No need to rely on chiselling or pesky divine intervention any longer! The INTERNET has arrived, and that will bring us together! Then we have lip fillers, implants, fat transfers, make-up, hair dye, targeted fitness regimens. All the wonders of modern science available to us now. I just need a willing participant (or two, or six) to mold into my perfect lady (physically). A thot to end all thots (and thoughts!), my queen to worship, adore and dote over from sun up till sun down each day (and all night too)!

A bit about me now that you know what I’m after, I suppose! I’m easy-going, very giving of my time/attention/love in relationships, and if I’m into you I will move mountains to help you in every way I can in life. Great at both listening and problem-solving (I know the difference too), and I value good communication. If there’s a “be pretty and dress up for me” love language, that’s mine (also touch, lots of touch). As for how I show mine, it’s largely fawning over and doting. I strive to be the perfect partner, lover, friend, and take great pride in doing things for my partner. It makes me feel whole. I’m absolutely the kind of guy who can get along with anyone, and honestly I’m very pleased to be around just about any personality type (exception being really crass folks, you’re all very nice and I love how genuine you are, but it rubs me too wrong for a LTR).

Sexually I’m into all sorts of fun fetishy stuff. Open to trying anything, and chances are I’ve tried it before. I’ve got a near endless sex drive, and am very orally focused in bed. I think that falls back to the pride in doing things for my partner, I just want to do so much for them in all ways, and I feel like that’s one of the most selfless ways to serve them. Sensuality and teasing (both physically and especially verbally) are much more intriguing for me than just having sex (though I can be an absolute force in the bedroom when the time comes).