I hope that the woman of my dreams is reading this, and if not, I hope she can feel the vibes through osmosis. We could be the algae to the other's fungi, and thrive together. We'd weather any storm, and we could feed each other all the things. Become the North to my south because you find me attractive. Form a relationship as strong as the peptide bonds that keep us together.

A little about me:

I'm a 29 year old polyamorous aspiring microbiologist, in my third year of college towards a Bachelor in Biology and Chemistry (shoutout to TESC!). I'm learning that I love women mostly and that my NP is the one who slipped through the cracks of males I'm actually attracted to, so I'm more homoflexible. I have very many interests, and a ton of hobbies. I can do crafts, I love cooking, I'm really good at fixing things, I like gaming (video game of the month is Don't Starve Together), I also like board/card games, I love to read-cookbooks are my favorite(I have about 40 and the Necronominom is my choice this month), I also like to write poetry when the mood strikes. Translation- I have ADHD. I generally like most music, and will listen to anything once- I've been really moody and in my feelings, so H.E.R and Girl in Red have been heavy repeats as of late. I'm relatively easy to please as far as dates go, unless it's food related, and I can really picky sometimes- I've been told I have a bourgeois palate. I like going to the beach and looking for seashells, or going to the park or library and reading in each other's company. I trying to get back into fitness for general wellness, and I'm happy to work out together too.

About you:

You're eclectic and have as varied interests as I do, even better if you're neurodivergent like me and would get it. You wear your heart on your sleeve the way I do, which may make you honest and sometimes blunt. You like to eat and/or cook, and cooking a meal together would be a good date to you. You like kids, and wouldn't mind meeting my little gremlins one day. You like board games, and wouldn't mind pulling out a few to play while we chow down on some peanut m&ms. You're gentle and okay with the peaceful silence that's sometimes needed when the day is overstimulating. You like to learn and are always on the quest for little random tidbits not because they matter in the grand scheme of things, but purely because they're fun and interesting. And I hope you like science puns.

If I sound like someone you'd like to know, please dm me with your favorite science tidbit. Bonus if it's funny or random!