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I know what you’re thinking. Most people here are looking for someone to date, or for friends. Well, thing is, my last lifelong nemesis slipped and fell into a pit of lava during our most recent battle. I tried to save them, but I couldn’t get through the shark tank in time while also defusing their lair’s self destruct mechanism.
So, I’m back on the market. Looking for a nemesis, though I’m fairly good at filler episodes now so multiple nemeses are possible. I promise I will try my best to make sure you don’t fall in lava, but honestly if you build your lair on a volcano and ignore ″wet floor″ signs because you are too all-powerful to be thwarted by them then that’s partly your own fault.
About me: Your usual protagonist. Well, I guess my hair isn’t an unusual colour... but besides that. I’ve got a constant narrative running which my therapist says is ″anxiety″ but I’m fairly sure is Stan Lee. I have my own theme song which sounds suspiciously like the main theme from Star Trek: Voyager. I draw. I do have weaknesses, but I’m not stupid so I won’t go into those.
About you: A minimum of one evil scheme per week to thwart would be ideal. Body types of villains can vary more than heroes, which seems somewhat unfair to me, but hey-ho. Obviously having similar interests would be ideal, because a good nemesis is also great to spend downtime with between episodes. And I’ve been told we need to get ratings up by having some of that will-they-won’t-they tension.
So, if you’re keen on having a goody-two-shoes nemesis to thwart your plans on a regular basis, send me a message!
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