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weird request but at the tender age of 19 and 3/4 years, i’ve decided i pretty much give up on straight relationships. if you’re gay and you don’t want to come out for whatever reason, we can be a fake couple, even get married! you can be a normcore suburban chad to the public eye and come home late from the gloryholes every other night. and i could loiter around a catcafe wearing grlwood merch to attract girls or whatever lesbians do these days. queer-to-queer, you will NOT get outed.
honestly i just wanted a relationship so i feel like the princess i was always meant to be for one day (my wedding). also housing costs are absolutely horrendous and i would probably need a roommate to buy a decent home. we could even raise cats together.
i’m a weird unfortunate looking fat black girl (i’d say im attractive approx. 15% of the time). im halfway through university getting a degree that’s useless on its own :) i am funny sometimes and i have this weird habit of being self-deprecating and narcissistic at the same time. i hope you can manage.
i have lots of other posts like this so please feel free to browse around and see how pathetic my journey to a relationship has been. it’s hilarious!!!
if this dynamic interests you in any way, please don’t hesitate to dm me with a detailed introduction, photo, and preferred method of contact.
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