So, obviously, this is not just about making a friend. But it has to start out that way. I've lived a very isolated life. Homeschooled from birth, never really went out and made friends at all (all my closest friends are online), never went to college because it's a waste of money and I don't want to be saddled with debt and I'm a cynical zoomer who hates the establishment, still live with my parents, etc.

I have spent the majority of my life reading and learning and thinking about everything, and making various art, music, poetry, short stories, etc, and expecting that someday I will finish an Amazing Masterpiece of some sort (art? music? a book? a computer game? a new social media platform? alas, I never finish anything but I have so many half-formed projects and absurdly large aspirations) and become a millionaire off that, but that has not yet occurred lol. I'm a virgin, obviously.

I'm glad to have lived the way I have so far because I've been able to build up my Glorious Intellect without outside intervention - but I'm a bit tired of all that though and I want to go out and live and have adventures. I've interned on a local organic farm before, which was fun and fits with my distaste for standard ideas of "work", and I'd like to explore the whole country doing that, maybe even abroad at some point, and get hot and sweaty and dirty working outside on a farm before skinny dipping beneath the summer sunshine. But it would be better to have a bro to have those adventures with. I'm... really lonely.

Unfortunately I also seem to have a really bad habit of crushing 1. on straight guys who are hot 2. on gay guys with amazing personalities online who turn out to not be attractive to me when I actually see their face. So, to avoid heartache, I'd really appreciate it if you could show me what you look like first thing when we interact. I will of course return the favor.

I'm quite skinny, and a bit scruffy, 5'9", otherwise average sized (you know what I'm referring to), and I have long hair and glasses. Middle aged women and old men have a habit of lusting after me so I assume I'm cute or something.

What I'd prefer is a guy between the ages of 18 and 24 who has a great sense of humor, is very patient and calm and relaxed, takes good care of himself, has an attractive face (the chadder the better tbh), and is either skinny or fit / muscular. Taller than me, ideally. My big stwong pwotectow OwO glomps you

Once we get the initial "making sure each other aren't uggos" part out of the way, I would like to get to know you, first online, later (if I can find a way) in person once I feel comfortable with that. I am a VERY unusual and complex person (as you might guess from my upbringing - what I've said so far is only the tip of the iceberg!), and I have a lot of passionate views and hobbies that are pretty far outside the norm, so I can pretty much guarantee you'll find talking to me an interesting experience.

I feel like I need to add a cute manic pixie dream boy signoff to complete the picture but meh. You get the gist.