NOTE: if i can be brutally honest, the majority of you fuckers have wasted my time. 90% of "women" who message me just stop replying after a few exchanged messages. if you are just gonna do this shit, stop reading and find someone else to annoy. FWB only!!

hello. :)

i'm looking for a woman who is open and willing to be in a FWB type of relationship. i fully expect to meet up more than once, as i'm NOT interested in one-time flings. i've had a few and it's just not satisfying for me. i'd much rather have some sort of mental connection. you also should be able to talk about anything without getting offended. i can be very blunt at times.

i'm not in any kind of rush. we can get to know each other before meeting.

i don't care if you're already in a relationship as well. because quite frankly, all of the women i've been with are either married or had a boyfriend. i've had relationships that lasted over a decade without the significant others ever finding out. so needless to say, i'm very discreet. it's not that i don't want to, but single women haven't ever been sexually interested in me for some reason.

i eat pussy and i'll do you that favor anytime. i welcome women of all colors, shapes, and sizes.

about me:

absolutely nothing about my disability is mental. my thinking is perfectly fine. i can also walk and i'm very independent. i'd say i can do 90% of the daily activities of what people without any glaring disability can do.

i do have a big cock, and it's been a huge waste so far.

i'm 5'10(?), 145 pounds, slim, brown eyes, bown hair, and a ton of women have told me that i have very nice lips. i'm someone who adores positivity, is goofy, and just an overall nice guy. you can categorize me as a clown(the good kind). i love sports(hockey, baseball, basketball, football, MMA, and some amateur such as the olympics). so a big plus if you're also into any sports.

(i can't do anything about my weight. it's due to my disability)

i eat edibles(not a high dosage). i drink as well. i know how to have fun, but also know where the line is drawn. if you're not down with weed and/or alcohol, that is 100% ok with me. no pressure whatsoever.

respectfully, NO men please. this means that if you have a cock, i'm NOT interested at all.

my cock (NSFW!) = https://imgur.com/a/7sofRML https://imgur.com/hGP4T2y https://i.imgur.com/D9xbmAV.mp4 https://imgur.com/sbQMCGa

i'll send you pics of what i look like if you're interested. i'll also be happy to answer any questions you have. don't be shy, as i'm an open book. :)