I'm searching for a product of the 90s. A woman who appreciates a vintage breakfast cereal, black sitcoms, watches everything with subtitles. Maybe you're watching a documentary on Italian hand made ceramics, maybe a cartoon, the great British baking show, or Atlanta.

Is it too much to hope to find someone who can have a conversation with words and full sentences? Does anyone want to talk on the phone for three hours thinking it was twenty minutes because you're totally sprung on that person? Who else has figured out that great intimate activities begin with simply focusing on the other person?

I don't connect with everyone but I'm ride or die for those that I do. Everything is energy and I'm hoping enough of mine vibrates through this to reveal someone I resonate with. Do you like street tacos? Do you appreciate communication skills in your significant other?

Could you equally enjoy a spontaneous long walk, as much as binging a show in your comfortable clothes? (if you don't have "comfortable clothes" I can already tell you that I'm not the one, but you're likely well aware) Do you believe that fetch IS a thing? We might vibe

I don't how the f*** I'm supposed to write anything to attract a Topanga quality lady but if you've read this far: I'm OB looking for synclair. Eric hoping Donna might be next door. I don't expect perfection, I'm open to growth and change. I recommend dope things to watch, eat and do. I'll remember your period cravings! Basically, f*** with me I'm awesome.

I'll remember your period cravings (I'm not afraid to be intimate on the horny parts of that cycle), rub your feet, I'm more focused on you than me where intimacy is concerned and I'm open to growing to be a better partner. And I'm so bored, please talk to me haha.

Obligatory "here's what I look like" https://i.imgur.com/wSry1uw.png