Most of the ppl on Reddit that Ive had the experience to run into have not yet pulled their head out of their asses. Me too actually but Im 75% there and the 25% is there currently before I reach my ultimate power. And I know the 25% will come along the road, so I dont need anyone to fix me. Help me, if you want, but I got this.

Im not your typical redditor/persona. And as I say that now it kind of sounds like a pick me girl but what I meant is I dont play a lot of games, Im not as nerdy as one on this website could be, and I dont have a lot to offer in terms of stroking egos or even getting anyone off because Im too busy getting myself off. Im looking for friends to level up with and have genuine friendship ontowards. Where my friend army at? Support group!

So what am I like? I like... Overthinking. A lot. Ive self diagnosis myself with anxiety. Its not crippling but I do get it. OCD tendencies but theyre milder until they strike. Im somewhat of a workaholic. I enjoy comedy, writing poetry/journaling art, singing loudly offkey, taking hours to do jigsaw puzzles, inciting food jealousy, cracking combative comments not to start shit but to prod ppl at times, getting my mind blown reading self help books and finding new ways for self care. This is not an encompassing list but there are pieces of my personality. I gravitate towards ppl whove overcome adversity or in the midst of it in themselves. I think that people who self reflect are super attractive and in relation responsible for their actions because they've thought about it-hopefully. This isnt always teh case. I find honesty refreshing AND brutal and authenticity even harder to find.

I dont want to know... Clarification-I dont want to know YET how you got an ass for a head but we're all going through shit. NOT we're have ALLLLLLL gone through shit, get over it-moreso... Work on your trauma, Bitch. B capitalize, cause you know, respect. Not a therapist-licensed anyhow-and dont want to be an unlicensed therapist.. Please dont come at me with your emotional word vomit cause its gonna make me want to run as far away as possible from you, you emotional vampire.

Ideally though after some effort and time and screening has been done to see if youre a trustworthy candidate, I would very much like and be interested in getting to know welll, You. Your life story, and baggage you've carried maybe even some burden and trauma-if you'd be open to sharing. I usually dont like to lead with this because I feel like sometimes wen we lead with this there's that expectation of wanting to be fixed/fixing and really this is something that you are suppose to be tasked with yourself. You are enough for you, to fix you, to heal you, to be the person you want to be, or be the better you yesterday, today. So anything else is just a bonus. Our friendship is a bonus. :D A great one, I hope.

Eventually I would be interested in moving off reddit and via old fashion phone text or discord. That's really my only other mediums. Not interested in exchanging photos, not ever, just.. Frankly I enjoy the lack of expectations from not knowing how one looks like. And the anonymity. If you NEED a photo to become friends with someone... No.

How far along are you? Less assless headed or more head full of ass?

Come hang with me before you wish you had!