How’s it going back again still on the look out for a fellow peer.

A bit about me in under 10,000 words

I can go off track sometimes, i love late night chats I can’t be stopped. I’m a child af, I’m funny like that. No need to be an adult all the time. At home and or online I’m sometimes acting like a child, in a fun way. I like to make people laugh, comfortable when around me you’ll be looked after. I’ve had my fare share of anxiety in my younger years and i still have it now but it’s better.

I’ll have to stop now I’m getting well ahead.

Hobbies Gaming, fps games. CSGO and valorant. I also like the far cry series, subnatica, anno, battlefield but only 3.

Bartender, unusual really, I don’t drink any alcohol, but i bartend but again it’s not a job. Okay so for the lockdown my parents and their friends bought a home bar setup and it was install at my home. I was against it to start then I noticed they were having terrible time pouring the pints. So i took up the job after a bit of research. Fast forward 1 year we now have 3 home bars and i manage all 3. I even got all the loyal customers (they don’t pay) a Guinness glass with their name on it. To show my appreciation to them and fir them making lockdown bearable and a learning experience i also gained lots of confidence.

Sorry i go off track. Can someone inform me how many words we’re at?

Boats. From a young age i have been in love with them. At 9 i was lent a boat from my dad’s friend he has a spare diggy that he wasn’t using anymore. So i got the full control at 9 of my own boat. That summer i created a little business where I would taxi other boat owners to their boats, and it was just cause i wanted to i had no idea people would pay me. Yeah i made quite a bit of money for a kid. Also i was left alone the whole time no adult supervision so now thinking about it and when talking with my family about it. Yeah at some point someone had the greatest opportunity to steal me. I was offered an opportunity to go on a sailing boat with a nice man, he did say i needed permission or my parents to join me something along that line. Anyway I’m still here stuck in the simulation.

That’s a good bit about me. Now onto the main point of the post but not the most important. We all know that we’ll have common interests but i want you to be vanilla most of the time.

I have a few sex toys, to name a few.

Lush 3 and max 2 both can be remote controlled from anywhere. 6inch dildo. Furry tail butt plug. Other butt plugs Rope

I would consider getting a cage cause i want to explore that side, but it needs to be comfortable. I was told about a kink3d i think that’s it. I was told a pink one was coming out.

Take a look at the good doc it has tons of kinks/fetishes. It would be a bonus if you could copy it over and fill in what you like It’ll help a lot but that can be done anytime but I would just love to have it done. Makes it nice and simple.

can't link kink list sorry

I also will be looking for someone that will send photos back, i have been in short relationships that the other party just took advantage of my willingness to share myself but not doing anything on their end.

That’s my weakness i just really like sending photos. I don’t like face photos to be honest I won’t be showing my face just because i keep myself private. I separated my online from my irl. If we do match and connect i will not have a problem with a face reveal.

Online kink relationships are tricky and I don’t really know how they work I’ve only ever done them and they have lasted a long time but that’s because we really became good friends so you should be okay with a non kink side of life with me.

I think I’m not much help at this kink part right now. I have been writing this whole post over a 3 day period. I’m probably not good at telling you what I’m looking for. Sorry about that.

What I’m looking for. I’m kinky and picky Ages 18-40s - I don’t mind older mostly because of the superiority that comes with it. It fits the mommy dom part. It also helps if you’re well off and a career, and you just want a boy toy. I’m not gold digging cause money is NOT what I’m after, I’m after a comfortable life. This is also not defining me cause I haven’t found what i want to work at yet, maybe I’ll start a business in a few years I always get ideas, i like the idea of moving off to the country side buy a big house and live close to the water and work in the city and from home. I love the water and the boating life. My sister did stay in a house for a week with some friends and that house had 12 bed rooms was on a lake with a boat house. 2.6 million. And let me tell you that house was private af and the perfect place. Big house lovely massive garden and privacy for all the kinky desires.

Wow age really went off track.

I’ve now lost track of the original thought.

Ohh people I’m looking for. Female but trans MTF also works. I don’t mind a little dick in front. Makes it a little better. That just means I’ll have to take a few poundings and guess what i think I would like that.

Gentle in a caring way. As i said i act like a child but not like a baby. Also I would still order off the kids menu in restaurants if i see something i like. And i did go shopping a few days ago and i got a lot of shirts and shorts but i went into a shop that had like kids branded clothes. I just picked out a loney toons t shirt that is absolutely appalling to wear out in a restaurant but I’ll definitely sneak it in one time. Maybe especially when my dad is around cause i love the reaction it would get.
You’re never too old to be a kid again. I also got a big warm white JAWS jumper. So warm but so nice in the sense you don’t want it dirty.

See how easy it is to get off track with me. Btw I started at 20% battery and now I’m at 5%. I’m terrible at charging my phone cause it’s not my life. I’m not a social media person I’m really good at tech stuff but I would struggle to edit my Twitter bio.

What I’m doing right now Sitting outside in the shade on a 23 degrees sunny weather. Yes Americans that’s Celsius. Listening to music and occasionally looking at what that golf course maintenance team is doing. Also I’m currently on the run i have escaped my home in ireland to spend 2 months away in Portugal at a summer home that was just recently bought and was unused during covid. Been here two weeks. I also had to bring a pc with me to game. I ended up buying half the pc and taking the prt from my one at home and bring them with me cause pc part are expensive now. I’m a buy at the lowest price person i will go on multiple sites but I’ll take convenience with a little price increase.

Also home internet is shocking for gaming and that’s the main reason I’m out here. I’m also gonna be alone in the house for a little bit and I can’t wait cause that’ll be the first time ever having to depend on myself in my whole life. Don’t worry i can use an oven and a hob. And i have stocked up on noddles, rice, eggs, pasta, nutella, pizza, fishfingers and the local supermarket is only 7 minutes walk and a restaurant bar that does the best chicken wings and two pizza places so I’ll be alright. And i also have backup plans because my parents have friends around here so they are close by. I should be alright. As usual I’ll be well looked after and that’s how it should be. Hehe joking though.

What a read this must be right now. I’m really just putting my words to paper right now I don’t have anyone to talk to really. It’s all just building up inside and this is me exploding.

Also if you’re a divorced wife that goes to Portugal close to faro and has a golf club beside you. Hit me up your around my type. I don’t play golf btw and if i go to the range I would hit 3 out of 20 balls straight and far but the rest are just going right. I might go for some private lessons at the range some day. I want to learn a little but I won’t take it up. Just the idea that the way to win is hitting the least amount of balls, must suck if you’re good at golf and like cbt. Good one right?

Have i hit the word limit yet? “Dog” lol that’s the secret word put that in the message if you read this far. I’m joking you really don’t have to. All i ask is at least your age and sex and a tiny about me. If i can write 10,000 words then you can do 10.

I also struggled to get messages. It’s a dam shame but it’s like therapy for me. I write all this stuff down and then i get bored because I can’t write anything else so i just endlessly copy and paste this post over a 3 month period. This post was written in 3 days May 29-30 and june 2nd. 2021. My birthday is also on the 30th of july so wow 23 and I can’t believe it. 18 was a shock and now it’s 23. What’s next? 24?!? Really. I’m getting old. Also anyone interested in a soon to be 23 year olds virginity? Good offers only please. I’ve only tung to tung kissed twice also so I’m so unsullied it’s crazy.

I think this is enough. See ya.