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Let’s trade stories. Let’s chat about random stuff, politics, podcasts, parenthood, whatever. Let’s act like we already know each other and be silly. Let’s see if there is conversational chemistry.

A little about me, I’m working from home, so I can’t really complain. I like getting sunburned in the summer and winter (skier) even though I should know better. I have precisely one Trump supporter friend, so... sorry, that’s my limit

It’s hard to say what I’m looking for exactly. Someone asked me if I’m lonely. Nope. Is something missing? Not at all.

I like pretending I know how to dance. I like conversations and debate. I like being challenged. I like figuring out someone new. I like sending bad jokes when I’m supposed to be working. I like kissing against a car in a parking garage. I like the outdoors when it’s too cold. I like the feeling of a mild sunburn.

I am ethically non-monogamous.

Frequently Asked Questions below:

Q: Wait, you’re married? Are you looking to cheat on your wife?

A: No, my wife and I sometimes go on low key dates with other people. She knows and is encouraging

Q: Is your marriage unfulfilling?

A: My marriage is fantastic

Q:Umm… OK. What on earth are you talking about? You’re married? And your wife is OK with this?

A: Yes. We sometimes go out with other people. She knows, she’s supportive. And if you really wanted to talk to her or meet her, that would be fine.

Q: Let’s talk about Covid.

All my vaccinations are up to date, just like a new puppy.

Q: Are these questions really frequently asked? Or are you just making them up?

A: shhhhhhhh

Q: Let's talk about you a little bit. Are you into video games? Anime? Comics? Star Wars? Star trek? Dungeons and Dragons?

A: Not really.

Q: Do you like podcasts? Board Games? Friendly debate? Trading stories about random things?

A: All of the above.

Q: Are you outdoorsy?

A: I do not have any pictures of myself holding a fish. I like medium walks on the beach. I like condo-camping, where I spend the whole day outside and then sleep at the Marriott.

Q: What do you look like?

A: I’m a white guy, full head of hair, about 5’ 10” and weigh 195.

Q: Can I ask more questions?

A: Absolutely, send a message. Ask me anything.

If you made it this far, you should at least say hi.

I’d love to catch a drink tonight with someone interesting. Send me a note, let’s chat a little, and see if we can stand each other for an hour or so.