I'd like a little escape from all the craziness going on in my life so an engaging conversation(preferably over the phone) will be more than welcome.

Total preference if your country is a shit show like mine, it would be something absolutely delightful to bond over as I'm a nerd for anything politics related. lol.

Random stuff about me: If I had a theme song, it will hands down be 'Bad mama jama'. My favourite movie scene is Eli Roth as 'Bear jew' in Inglourious Basterds cursing and smashing the shit out of a Nazi's head.

I'm 27, BLACK (yeaaah, this one must've come as a surprise eh?), introverted, well-read, highly sarcastic, diagnosed with an awful case of 'RBF', INTP, got my shit together, level headed, exceedingly blunt but most of all, a good listener so please talk to me about your mommy issues.

The rest you'd easily find out since I talk like a parrot on crack when I'm tipsy.

You: I would say 'come as you are' but fuck that LOL

Be older than 25 dammit! I'm no cougar material.

Nice appearance (Oi! you don't have to be GQ material, I'm not myself but I'm realistic and expect what I'm capable of giving)

Knowledgeable about topics here and there, be interested in actually talking over the phone and if we really click, I'm open to CIVIL video calls.

Also, a decent sense of humour ffs! laugh a little and don't be so uptight.

Here's a shameless plug of me : https://ibb.co/VD0Kq2s

So you know this means that you have to send a pic upfront too so we don't put ourselves through emotional turmoil and guilt when we get along and you send a pic then we ghost each other right after like the shallow millennials we are.

Errr, okay I think I've touched on everything.

Edit: I'm also tipsy, sorry.