***long post warning because i’m extremely honest and know what i want and that bothers people apparently; also i’ve been copy/pasting this for a whole month lmao. i won’t respond if you don’t include the password in your message

i’m typing this late af at night and if i get any messages i probably won’t be responding because i fell asleep lmao

i’ll just be straightforward. i hate people and i’m looking for the one person i can tolerate. i don’t talk much unless i like your vibes and i feel that we have a lot in common. then i’ll loosen up a bit more.

anyways i’m turning 19 in july. i’m a college freshman and i go to college in st. louis. i won’t be back until august though so this would have to be an LDR until then.

i am ideally looking for a relationship. tired of being lead on by dudes.

i’m black, fat (working on losing weight), 5’7” or 5’8” depending on how much i hunch over, an antinatalist, “radical left”, and generally weird and socially awkward as fuck. i wear glasses but i take them off when i take selfies most of the time. i can range from mildly cute to gorgeous with makeup on and without makeup, i look either completely unrecognizable or sick. i’m not sugarcoating it 🤷🏾‍♀️ if you want a victoria secret model maybe you shouldn’t be on reddit.

i’m also mentally ill and clingy af so if that bothers you then don’t talk to me. i’m very inexperienced in relationships and i’m tired of LDRs. i want the real thing. this is why i would prefer people to be near me or willing to relocate/visit me because i can’t drive. i would prefer to meet other POC (not really into dating white people, sorry) and i slightly lean towards men or masculine-presenting people.

i’m a pre-med (so far) college student majoring in anthropology. i also hate reading. no i’m not okay.

interests: astrology, cats, makeup, tarot, spirituality, history, anthropology, some philosophy, danganronpa, documentaries, psychological horror movies, ARGs, let’s plays on youtube (because i don’t wanna buy the game lmao), the sims, and random really niche shit that i hyperfocus on sometimes.

if astrology is also your thing i’m a cancer sun, mars, and mercury, leo moon, virgo rising and venus

do NOT dm me if: - my age bothers you - you fetishize black women (no “omg i’ve never talked to a black woman before”, “i have jungle fever”, etc) - you’re a horndog. i’m kinky too but i can hold it in until i get to know the person, jfc - my interest in astrology, tarot, and other metaphysical stuff bothers you - you want biological children - you are a conservative - you’re religious (spiritual is ok) - you already have kids - you subscribe to toxic positivity (no, drinking water and going outside will not magically make the chemicals in my brain balanced again) - you’re extremely extroverted and bubbly. we just won’t click - if you don’t want a serious, long-term relationship. i do NOT believe in hookup culture and i’m not looking for a FWB situation

dm me even if you think you’re too old or too far away. you never know what will happen.

please read the fucking post in its entirety and don’t lead me on. message me with a few basic things about you (race/ethnicity, pronouns, age, location, etc) and include the word “dragonfruit”. no heys. idk how to respond to that. i just want to make sure you got through the whole thing