Hello internet! I hope everyone is having pretty chill evening, or, at least as chill an evening one can have with all the crazy in the air. The Great Dumpster Fire of 2020 has made it pretty tough to meet people since I moved here back in December, so I've come to the one place where I know for certain that I can meet honest, mature, and respectful adults: Reddit! Wait, why is everyone laughing...?

Anyway, crappy jokes aside, I'm hoping to find some local-ish people to chat with, get to know, and see where things go. I'm looking for a longer-term chat/friendship, and I'm open to all sorts of stuff: platonic friendships (bonus points if you're down to hang out and get stoned), casual flirting, and even romance if we click and things head in that direction. I'm also hoping to meet people who are opening to actually hanging out at some point (in proper time, and with all the proper COVID precautions), and ideally someone who'd enjoy smoking a bowl or popping an edible with me.

Clear communication is super important to me, so please let me know up front if you'd like to keep things strictly platonic, want a one night stand, or are looking for something more. The last thing either of us need is yet another dude on the internet shoving his own foot in his mouth. 😋 Also, if you're seeking something romantic, please be either single or ethically non-monogamous, I'm not looking to break any hearts. Beyond that, bonus points if you're a fellow nerd, stoner, tech professional, science geek, or are kinky!

So, who's the dude behind the post?

My name's Scott, nice to meet ya! I'm 32, single with no kids, and I have one amazing little doggo, Max. My career is in software engineering, but I've been taking a bit of a forced sabbatical this year thanks in large part to COVID. I'm 6'1" (if that's important) and rocking a dad bod, but that just means I can dish out some expert level cuddling! I'm drug and disease free (except for cannabis), I wear a mask in public like a reasonable human being, and if politics matter I'm a liberal snowflake (though not exactly militant about it). I'm a bit of an empath, and I do my best to be understanding and non-judgmental of others as long as they're extending the same respect to me. I've been described as "funny," "sweet," "smart," and "that guy with the little white floofy dog."

As for hobbies, I'm a total nerd, but I also really enjoy getting out and actually doing stuff when I can. I absolutely love to learn new things, which has led to a moderate addiction to educational and explainer YouTube channels. I enjoy PC gaming, especially stuff that puts my engineer's mind to work (think Factorio and RimWorld). I can also enjoy just about any music outside of country, and recent favorite artists have been AJR, OK Go, Marshmello, and my all-time favorites, Blink-182. I'm a reader (albeit a slow one), and I've just recently finished Patrick Rothfuss' excellent Kingkiller series. Board games are pretty awesome too, and I'd love to find a goof group to hang out and play with some time. I also enjoy outdoorsy stuff like hiking, camping, and kayaking, and would love to have a partner to hit the trail with before winter is here to stay.

All right, Reddit, if any of this resonated, shoot me a PM (I prefer to avoid Reddit's chat when possible) and let's see if we click!