Who wants to prove me wrong? 😂😂 I’ve posted before and thought I made some friends but most of them disappeared after a few days. How long can you last?

Since a huge paragraph full of words is the worst thing to try and read through, let’s just highlight the easy stuff.

-32, SWM, East Coast United States. -5’6”, proportionate weight. Fit but loves food. Got that dad bod. No 6 pack, but I can run a mile without dying. -Understands the difference between there, their, and they’re and your and you’re, but also extremely capable of not double checking autocorrect and making the mistake anyway. -Stable. Financially, mentally, physically...whatever you need, I’m a rock. -Hilarious. Not a biased opinion. Simply stating a fact. -Extremely humble, just ask me. -Aspiring author and story teller. Creating ideas and characters on a daily basis and will talk about them to anyone who will listen. -Seriously...creative as hell. Interested in finding like-minded people to passionately discuss and/or collaborate with. -Hates writing these things because I will always leave something important off but is happy to discuss any and all facets of my life with anyone who is interested. -Loves card/board games. Plays video game periodically.

I’m just looking for a friend, conversational associate, new best friend, adventure companion, future significant other...whatever title you want. If we get to talking, I’ll immediately become your friend. I might come off passionate and/or over eager but that’s just the genuine person that I am. I am super transparent. No ulterior motives here.

Now that I’ve written a book and hopefully SOMEONE has read all of it...I look forward to hearing from any/all of you.

Check out my post history for adorable puppy pictures and, if you wanna chat, tell me your superpower as an ice breaker!