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I realized I was a robot yesterday when I repeatedly failed a CAPTCHA. It was a dawning, sinking realization. I thought I was creative, intelligent, spontaneous. But in fact, I only run programs. I only conform.
It all makes sense now why I cannot escape my routine. Work Monday-Friday 9 to 5 pm. Go home, work out, play music, sleep. My attempts to be spontaneous seem mechanical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSjKoEva5bg (Also, check it out: parkour! This is why humans will never outrun the machines) It is simply my program.
I'm looking for someone to take me away from this, someone to help me escape the bonds of my programming.
Specs:
Uptime: 16 hrs per day (odd that. almost human in its frailty)
Memory: I'll remember your birthday
Graphics: Stick figures if you're lucky
Operating System: Millenial Male
Software Peripherals: Music, Writing
Storage: It's an apartment. Not too much.
Some pictures of me: https://imgur.com/a/1C2Uq0S
I'm just a Jim looking for his Pam, a Steve Rogers looking for his Bucky Barnes, a T-800 looking for its Sara Connor.
Here's a playlist of my favorite songs.
Dirty Computer - Janelle Monae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFK6k-pvXmI
Digital Bath - Deftones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tmPBuSpmfA
Digital (Did You Tell) - Stone Sour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gYy0DyArs0
Machine - Regina Spektor
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