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But an earthly, boring texts that need to be the platform for it to fly that high.
Hi there, video game dunkey here, and today, we'll be playing the hardest game of all time, harder than fuckin' DARK SOULS, called "Making Friends".
So let's start up the game here...Oh, there's no menu. Uhh, where do I press....Ah! We're in the game baby.
| >Start New Game |
|---|
| Continue |
| Load Old Friend |
| Friend Collection |
| Friend Options |
| Credits |
| Exit |
Alright. Cutscenes. Okay. The graphics are uhh, pretty good.
five minutes later
Come on, just let me play already! I don't wanna know all this shit, this shit is boring!
another five more minutes of groaning
Finally, I get to play the game. Let's see here... Now I gotta answer this fuckin ass question.
| What do you look for in a friend? |
|---|
| Likes/writes scifi/fantasy/post-apocalyptic story |
| Is open to the idea of becoming a writing partner. |
| Likes stupid, elaborate jokes so my posts don't get repetitive |
| Is really into nerd culture, not just surface knowledge |
| Is into games, anime, and manga. |
| Initiates a conversation occasionally |
| Is subscribed to Videogamedunkey |
| Makes good spaghetti and meatballs |
There, I've answered that stupid ass question now let me play the game already!
(As per the rules, I have to have at least two artificially constructed conversations starters so uh, do you mind if we use Discord to talk? And uh, if you have a video game food, what would it be?)
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