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38 [M4F] PA/NJ/Anywhere - Virgin looking for a reason not to be...
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Lordelohim is a male age 38 looking for a female in Pennsylvania
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Yes, you read that right, I am a virgin, and I imagine I will be deleting this sooner rather than later. I just turned 38 in March,* and I am now two years from being a hilarious movie premise, but a pathetic punchline. Honestly, it isn’t something I think about much, or care about much. I have a large group of close friends, about 10-15, and five of them are also virgins (3 at 28, 2 at 38), so no one ever makes me feel bad about it. But I feel bad about it sometimes, as it isn’t something I am trying to perpetuate. I’ve had opportunities, but turned them down for whatever reasons at the time, and no, I am not religious. I’m a diehard romantic, so yeah, I’d be looking for love, in an ideal world (which this most certainly isn’t), but I really just want someone that makes me want to take that next step, and it doesn’t need to be love. I’m one of those "giver" types, I would rather please someone else than be pleased or have sex, but I would still like to have sex. I have much in common with the character in 40 Year Old Virgin, in that I tend to keep to myself, I collect various things (formerly including action figures), I am mostly a "nerd" type, into video games, technology, movies, and TV. I enjoy laid back kinds of activities, like mini golf, amusement parks, bowling, grabbing some food with friends at a diner at 3am, Yahtzee, and just great conversation. I’m not looking for casual sex, but I also don’t expect to find my soulmate on Reddit, either (not that I would be opposed). So, I guess let’s start with conversation. You know one of my most embarassing secrets already.

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