I know it's confusing to see [F4F]. I mean, what's a V without a D? Well, some Vs are allergic to Ds and could go into anaphylaxis just looking at one. So please, think of your fellow human before ignoring their set parameters and stuffing your junk in an orange envelope.

In all seriousness, it's rude and obnoxious to get messages from men while looking for a woman. Offer a little respect to the person by acknowledging you aren't what they're looking for. Even if I were open to men, just not currently looking for one, I sure as shit wouldn't go for the ones that right off the bat show they won't respect me and my boundaries.

Bill and Ted taught, "Be excellent to each other." It's a simple rule to live by that can bring exactly what you want into your life.

This has been a PSA, brought to you by the Department of Fed Up Women.