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Have I ever told you the definition of it?
I will say this right off the bat: I'm looking to date. Whoa, whoa, slow down there! Don't go anywhere yet! I just figured I should put the disclaimer at the top before I bore everyone to death with a wall of word vomit.
Alright, on to the show! Don't blink because it's comin' fast!
First off, I'm a funny fellow, and not just funny looking. I take every chance I'm given to squeeze a silly quip, remark, or comment into just about any situation. That is, once I'm done stumbling over my words.
I love, love, love physical contact! As long as I'm given some sort of permission, I will hug, hold a hand, smooch, generally be as close as possible! Of course, don't be afraid to bap me on the nose with a rolled up newspaper if it gets overwhelming.
We're still going!
Cute? Hell yes! Cute girls, boys, kitties, puppers, sneks, butts, bring 'em on! Who says big scary bald guys can't like cute shit?!
Do I even lift? Yeah, I lift. Bass guitars. Onto my shoulders. And make loud vaguely musical noise with them. It's cool as heck. You know what else is cool? Wubs. I do that too. Sometimes. It's a slow process.
How about them video games? They're cool, right? Just no shooting brown people in vague sandy countries. The driving and the jumping on platforms and shooting aliums is where it's at!
Almost done!
Can't forget the Chinese cartoons! Fun times to be had right there! Going to Anime Expo this year too! You should go too!
I think I'm done now. Keeping things short and not overthought is hard! I sure hope I'll get reeeeeaaaally lucky and some cute lad or lass will boop me, and then things will be grand and merry and gay! Yes, both in that way and the other way!
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