Of course, I'm not nearly as Canadian, nor do I sing very loudly about aliens in search of coffee.

I do, however, play a large chunk of wood with six strings on it. Sometimes similar things with only five or four, even! It's kinda what I want to do with and for the rest of my eggheaded life. If I wasn't currently drowning in holiday season workloads at my dumb job, though. To hell with the while needing to support yourself thing!

When I'm not permanently damaging my own and everyone else's hearing in a 100 foot radius, I either rot my brain with electronic interactive merriment simulators on the Water Vapor service, or make a vague attempt at UNCE UNCE UNCE WUBWUBWUBWUB. It's slow going, but there is progress. Suffice to say, I like many different flavors of patterns of musical notes accompanied by percussion. Besides my musical adventures in cochlear destruction, I've also taken up a bit of fun writing that's on its way to be as excessively wordy as this post. Perhaps even more! Gasp!

While I'm not so comfortable with doing so, I would describe myself as quiet on the outside, but loud and imaginative on the inside. At times there seems to be some kind of disconnect between what goes on in my massive, bare head and what comes out of the big hole between my nose and neck, resulting in a misshapen jumble of syllable vomit that sometimes reforms into something coherent. However, given enough time to get to know someone in a comfortable environment, I'm chatty as can be. I've also been known to be exceedingly generous for my friends. Most recently, I paid for three of some of my very close friends' passes to next year's Anime Expo in LA, and I'll be at least helping get with the hotel. Totally with it!

There's probably a lot more I could say, but I'm not so great at talking about myself. Feels not so good, man.

Finally, the fun parts. The kind of person I'd like to find is someone who's really a big kid, but knows when to get all srs bzns when the time calls for it, which shouldnt be too often. I'm very touchy feely, like hugging and holding hands and such, so a very cuddly person would be best, I think. An appreciation for a wide range of arts, from visual to auditory and everything in between, as well as a passion for the same! Please be passionate about what you love and please please please share that passion with me!

As a final note, I am bisexual, but lean pretty heavily toward the feminine look, including both men and women. I would also much, much prefer to start as friends, then possibly go beyond that. And, finally, please be semi-final.

Bow I'm done for realsies! No matter what, I hope you have a wonderful day!