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27 [M4R] Inland Empire, CA - Something witty, cute, and eye-catching
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bobthecreep is a male age 27 looking for a redditor in California
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I've been feeling particularly isolated lately and in need of some company. Friendly, cute company.

Let me start by saying that I'm pretty physical. Maybe not in the way that leads to a rippling body, though I am trying to get into a less round shape, but I love to touch people I'm close to. Hugs, kisses, cuddles, that sort of thing. I do, however, know what boundaries are, don't worry. And I'm not necessarily looking for sex, but I dunno. Maybe? shrug

Much of my free time is spent being some kind of musician, usually the kind armed with a bass guitar and a bunch of things that make it sound like a barrel full of angry bees. I'm also big into sound design in the EDM sense, not to say I'm much good at making any proper tracks.

When I'm not feeling like blowing out my eardrums with bass, I rot my brain with some kind of controller and all that tasty ultra-violence that the gub'mint was all over a while ago. Though I'm not sure how 'ultra-violent' some of the things I play are. Usually what's in my Steam library is more indie-ish things than AAA because I feel a lot of the stuff coming from smaller developers is much more creative and interesting beyond a refrigerator on legs carrying a giant gun chainsaw hiding behind tiny walls. Yes, there's also a 3DS sitting nearby, and yes, I am excited for Pokemon Sadism & Masochism Sun & Moon.

Recently, I took it upon myself to eat better, eat less, and exercise more. Thankfully, my job helps with that last part and slightly with the first two parts, but I could still use some help with the time I don't spend at work. I'm not trying to get swole or anything like that, but having someone to work out with I feel would be a great motivator to shed the last of this persistent chub and love handles. Especially if I can hang back a bit and follow a cute butt. Oops! Did I just say that out loud?!

Now for the part that always makes me feel a bit shallow. Aside from the cute butt thing, I love feminine people, both men and women. Slender, but not so much that I fear I might snap someone in half if I hug too hard. Deeper, beyond just appearance, I'd like to find a big kid that learned to blend in enough to sit at the grown-up table. You know, being able to do taxes and drive cars and other adult things while still being able to be an absolute goof when the time is right. Finally, a passion for the arts, not just music, is an enormous plus! If you're a musician, writer, digital artist, whatever and are eager to share your passion with others, then please! Please get excited about it at me!

Sorry for making this pretty long, but it's early and even though I get up before the sun, I don't really wake up until after 9:30. I do have Discord, Skype, Kik, all that, and I look forward to hearing back from literally whoever! I hope you have a wonderful day!

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