'Yesterday he said he's this old, and today he says he's this old! Which is it?!'

Yeah, that's basically what I'm doing tomorrow; going up a level or whatever you want to call it. I don't normally ask for anything for it, especially from people I don't know, but I just want one thing that doesn't cost anything. You get two guesses to figure out what it might be.

A little about me to scare everyone away.

I'm in a two piece weird metal-ish band and play bass. Kind of the big driving force in my life right now. Looking to make it my career at some point when all the planets align and shows start pouring in. I also produce EDM and the like on my own with mixed success.

I have a job and a motor vehicle! Woo! Moving on.

Video games! Woo! Movi-... wait no. I'm mostly on Steam and play things like GTAO off and on, Terraria and Starbound once in a while, and an odd little platforming bullet hell thing called Rabi Ribi. It's fun and cute. I like it, though it's frustrating. I tend to shy away from AAA titles because I'm a massive hipster. I also have a Wii U, 3DS, and the system that no one loved, a Vita.

To close this out, I'm much more open and easy to talk to over some kind of text thing rather than opening my mouth and having some kind of sound resembling words falling out. Despite being a bit of an imposing-looking person, I'm really reserved and quiet in person, especially around new people. Social anxiety is so much fun! Let's get together, go to dinner, and eat in silence while we both stare at opposing walls! Once that wall gets a little hole in it, I promise I at least do my best to be a nice person!

One last little thing, I am heteroflexible, meaning bi but leaning towards ladies and lady-like types for romantic type things. Basically if you're cute, I'll most likely at least be into you on that very shallow level.

I hope whoever reads this has a good day! Toodles!