Dogmeat can't watch or he has to pay extra.

Hello there interwebs. How you be today? Yes, Fallout 4 comes out in 4 days and I will no doubt lose contact with 90% of my friends. Am I excited? Yes. But I also have a very demanding job (60 hours a week, M-F) so I probably won't be able to play it for awhile.

Now to the purpose of this post...

Let's be honest with each other here... It's "cuffing season". We don't have to use cuffs (unless you're into that). Let's have some adventures this Fallinter! If you're successful in your intern period, maybe we can make it a permanent position.

A little about me:

• Youngish professional ^{I work wayyyyyy too much}
• October - June my heart and soul belongs to Lord Stanley and the Broadway Blueshirts.
• March - December you can find me in the Nordecke
• Crippling Netflix addiction.
  • I've started using Huludone and Amazon Primeral to ween myself.
• I have a luck dragon for a pet. ^{He's pretty fucking boss.}
• Music is my lifeblood. I don't attend nearly as many concerts as I used to but I try to make it out to at least two festivals a year. My favorite bands are Brand New, the front bottoms, Mountain Goats, etc.
• I have a slight problem with coffee but I am seeking help from a Mr. Tea
• Reformed gym rat. You can usually catch me pumping iron ~3 times a week but my schedule gets crazy this time of year.
• Food. I like to cook and bake and my mom says I'm pretty good at it. The spicier the better. Sriracha is god. I make a pretty mean batch of peanut butter toffee brownies that will knock your socks off.
• Star Wars/DC/Vertigo/Game of Thrones is life.

A little about you:

• Over the age of 21
• Doesn't see dick pics as a romantic gesture
• Can hold a conversation
• "Bae" is not in your daily vocabulary

If any of this sounds enticing to you, send me an orange-red envelope! ^{Bonus points if your subject line is your favorite lyric/movie quote.}