And with extra feeling! I'm currently getting ready for work and hoping to come home to a pleasant surprise.

I am some kind of mostly-upright mammal that receives great joy from misusing pieces of furniture with strings on them and stepping on thousands of dollars of electronics just to make some kind of 'wonk' sound come out of a fuzzy, monolithic black box. Too many words? I play the least popular instrument in any rock band, and make weird noises with it, sometimes with a drummer playing along.

I also play the video game, most recently taking on the likeness of a rather frightening individual bumbling around GTAV. There's also a 3DS, a Vita, and a WiiU sitting nearby, but I usually stick to the computer box, like a gecko on the ceiling. I'd list all the games I play, but that would make this post obnoxiously long and dumb.

Trying to be less shallow, I think I'm a bit odd. Maybe I'm really not. I find the normal, mundane life boring and constantly try to add a few unusual quirks to my small slice of it. I listen to things like noise, and even make some, and sometimes have a hard time writing actual music in 4/4 time. But I try to go along with the rest of society, keeping my strange, discordant thoughts to myself so I may spew them onto a virtual sheet of paper later, because real paper is wasteful and from an antiquated age, along with printers and fax machines. I sometimes have difficulty putting my thoughts into words, or at least coherent sentences, especially when I get excited. At first, I'm quiet and when I do speak, it's with a fairly monotone, level voice bordering on disinterested, and I tend to use 'big words', which sometimes, I've been told, comes across as arrogant and 'flaunting my intelligence'. I really don't mean to offend, I'm just a big stupid, smrt doof.

Hopefully I pique an interest or two. And since it was recommended somewhere at some point, here's the most recent picture of me. Just draw in a little bit of hair on top.