It'll be up to you to see if the "super evil" aspect is sarcasm or not! I’m wanting to put myself out there in the hopes of finding something worthwhile as the world burns to the ground (literally). I promise I’m far more optimistic than that, though! Think derpy dog energy goofiness, and enthusiasm while also having the ability to be erudite, decisive, and stern (in that very fun way, too…) when needed. I’m open to anything/anyone that/who may present itself!

You can call me B for the time being, an attorney who works in local government, and a lover of sunshine/warm weather, loud rock shows (concerts from 2024 include Sleater-Kinney, RHCP, Opeth, Jack White, BEAT, and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard), ultimate frisbee, biking, Star Wars, science fiction, horror, history, Critical Role, and fine watchmaking. To save you the trouble of asking the dreaded “what do you do for fun?” question, I’ll say that I have a multitude of interests as I just alluded to. Inclusive of the foregoing, I’ve played four musical instruments, attended both Space Camp and Space Academy, worked stage security at the world’s largest music festival, have traveled internationally and studied abroad, and am an incredibly dominant yet selfless lover if you earn such treatment. Oops, that last one slipped out by mistake…

Because physical attraction is paramount, here’s me!

As for what I’m looking for, someone with a healthy overlap of shared interests would be nice, but I’m also looking to learn new things from a potential partner. I’d say I prioritize intelligence (both emotional and intellectual), communication, being relatively active/fit, compassion, and someone who’s truly in-tune with their physical intimacy. Something I cannot stress enough, conservatives/republicans/fascists/Nazis need not apply and can heartily go fuck themselves.

Both DMs and PMs are welcomed, but I will ONLY be responding to those who include a picture of themselves or are willing to do so promptly. Please be aware of this before messaging me. I’m so looking forward to talking with and hopefully meeting the beautiful and talented women of Reddit!

- B