EDIT: I'm strict af w/ the message requirements yall, gotta send me everything I mentioned down below under "requirements", just copy and paste and fill in the blanks. If you're missing almost all my questions, not gonna open ur dm lol

This year's been a rough one. I decided to break my celibacy as a Christmas gift to myself, I deserve it. It's been a hard year, and I deserve a hard dick and a good time.

I told myself I want two things for Christmas, or around the day:

1) a home-cooked/hearty meal cooking with someone fun, over some nice conversation and boozy hot chocolate (or, normal hot chocolate! I have a good recipe for boozy though)

and

2) a pleasant consensual sex experience with a well-mannered attractive man that can have a nice night of gaming, conversation and fun followed by sex on almost every surface and passing out in their arms after hours of smashing into smithereens; like mirror sex, prone bone, some Owen Gray type intimacy.

I figured "por que no los dos?", like the taco ad, and now I'm here, making a hookup ad.

And a push was the guy I liked and me losing touch, so time to start rockin around someone's christmas tree and let them deck my halls, and let it snow, if ya know what i meaaaaan!

24 years old, my measurements are 36-27-36 roughly. 34D cup breasts, caramel skin black girl, green-gold eyes. Hourglass figure. Always happy to send a pic to verify as well, anything :)

Looking for people under age 30 tbh. But if you've really still got it going on, I suppose shooters shoot.

Requirements before DMing, tell me your:

Name (or what you wanna be called) Age Race A photo of you (higher chance of me responding, since replies can drown eachother out due to the gender ratio... so I'd sooner remember [and find] a cute face easier than a random username)

what kind of food you'd get/cook with me? sober or? can you host? inches? do u drive? any specific video game and movie titles you like? last time you had sex and with who? ONS or?

Please do not:

Say anything too obscenely horny off the bat. An essay of erotic fiction before I get to know you is cringe, save that for when I ask for it from you handsome :D

This doesn't have to go past just one night, but frankly, holidays can be tough. Sometimes you just wanna make boozy hot chocolate and a good ass lasagna with someone then get your cervix gently tapped by someone hot. I wouldn't mind someone banging me into next year on NYE either, or attending events with.