Be a dork. Have a sense of humor. Age isn't a huge deal to me and anywhere from like 19 to 35 is fine, Location doesn't matter as long as you're willing to travel. No tweakers, no cheaters, no political cultists or phobic types. I appreciate minimalism, practicality and simplicity. I just want someone that will actually take interest in and get excited about the same things as me and that I can make happy without weird drama. Weirdos that seek out arguments, political fanatics, and people whose mental illnesses are their entire personality are kinda been there done that. I don't mind NEETs or femcels, or weebs as long as you're not hostile. Just be sweet and dorky and sit on me a lot.

I’m 6’0,” normal sized, and my hair is long as hell. I'm a bit of a nerd. I love cinema, I love movie trivia, I like to check out scripts, interviews, behind the scenes, the whole shebang. Movies are a big deal for me, and so is music. I love music; albums, movie soundtracks, video game soundtracks... Mick Gordon, Hans Zimmer, Van Halen, and Pantera, and Stevie Wonder are a couple of favorites. I’m the same with music as I am with movies. I like to learn all the trivia, the names, the members that bands share, as well as all their weird side projects, just the whole mess. Anyway, absurdism is the easiest way to make me laugh. I'm an extremely attentive listener, and I'm a huge proponent of being supportive, physically and emotionally. I like to make my partner laugh and to compliment her. I also like to get involved with the things my partner is passionate about, and I really desire the same. I am extremely passionate about writing and my other hobbies, and I'd prefer if you're the same way about yours. I have about 8 million worldbuilding and character docs and random recorded ideas for DnD campaigns and eventually a novel. Ask me about it and I’ll talk forever. I also love to cook. I will make you fat. I hope you like Italian.

Honestly, if I can be ridiculous for a moment, if any of this is you, come after me please lol: you're a clingy, a little needy, sheltered hobbyist that likes when I cook for you and lets me jump in the shower with you and wash your hair. You usually wear nothing but a big shirt at home. You love music and writing and you love just grabbing a pizza and watching a movie most nights. You spend your free time gaming, laughing at stupid crap on the internet, and playing 40k, which you're probably better than me at (I suck). You love flashing me because it's fun, you can also sing like Annie Wilson, and also are a tok sen masseuse. You're also a Martian and don't exist.

Anyway, I don’t have one type and have no hard requirements on who you are. I require a little patience and some figuring out, but I’m also pretty patient myself.

Speaking of patience, my biggest issue is that I suffer from chronic pain and make very little money. So if you can't travel yourself half the time, or if you plan on ever having a boyfriend that spoils you money wise, I don't want to waste your time. I wouldn't want mine wasted either. I think being attracted to money is gross anyway.

Anyway, if you haven't already guessed, I'm very unconventional. My life has been pretty unconventional, but I do what I can. It's good enough for someone, though. I hope they find me soon and lore dump on me.

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