33-Year-Old Male Finding His Way Through Life – Ready for the Next Chapter!
4/5 Stars – 3 Customer Reviews | 4 Answered Questions
Price: Varies | Small chance he’s eligible for Amazon Prime.

Stats: 6'0" | 195 lbs | Hazel Eyes | INFJ
Appearance: Image Here (Planning to grow his hair back out in 2025)

Only 1 Left in Stock – Rare Find!
Dependable, down-to-earth, and ready for new adventures.

Based in Central Pennsylvania, just west of the capital, but open to relocating for the right vibes and long-term chemistry.

Product Description
The_Holiest_Waffle is a down-to-earth, semi-nerdy, sarcastic, and witty human with a taste for semi-dark humor. His personality jumps from goofy and playful to serious depending on the occasion.

Interests:

• Exploration: Hiking, kayaking, traveling, backpacking, trying new food spots, visiting museums.
• At Home: Gaming(PC) , watching Bob's Burgers, Community, Parks and Recreation, Taskmaster, cooking, and watching hockey(Washington Capitals fan).

TL:DR Backstory:
Product joined the Army shortly after high school to get away from home, stationed in Georgia, Germany, and Maryland (where he separated). After spending 10 years in Maryland working in government roles, he decided it was time for a location change. In 2023, with his lease ending, he spent 8 months traveling the West Coast via Airbnb. Now back in the PA area, he’s reconnecting with friends and family he missed during his travels.

Product Information

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Customer Questions & Answers

Question: What is he looking for in a potential prospect?

Answer: Someone who shares common interests like exploring cities, nature, and gaming (both board and video). Doesn’t have a specific “type,” but values fun, silly, and active vibes. Though, he does embrace his inner potato during the colder seasons.

Question: Does he want kids and to have a family?

Answer: He had a vasectomy in 2022 after Roe vs. Wade was overturned. While he’s not opposed to having a family, he leans towards the DINK life and values adventure. He’s open to dating those with older kids, as long as adventures are still part of the equation.

Question: Does he have any goals for 2025?

Answer: The plan is to focus on fitness, getting back into running half marathons, and building up for a marathon. He’s also looking to get involved in his community and give back.

Question: What does a day in his life look like?

Answer:
Weekdays: Usual routine—work, workout, hang with friends for board game night, family time, or gaming/TV.
Weekends: Nature explorations or plans with friends or family, depending on what the weekend calls for. The occasional potato weekend also.

Customer Reviews

5/5 Stars – “The best son I've ever had.” – A text from Mother

“A blessing. You’re down-to-earth and never ask for much in return. You could stop by more often, but I get you’re living your life.”

5/5 Stars – “Truly an amazing person.” – An old Army friend

“Thank you for taking this trip with me. I appreciate you and everything you’ve done. Stay wonderful and find joy in everything!”

3/5 Stars – “Why don’t you visit more often?” – The rest of his family

“You’re only two hours away. Why not visit every day?”

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