Did you know that people go on dating apps the most on Monday night? I heard that somewhere, and I bet it's true. I feel like it's best to post here around that time as well, maybe I will find the woman who is searching for me. I started a new job today, so that's nice! But it would be much nicer if I had you waiting in my apartment for me to come home.

Recently, I have chatted with some wonderful people here. If you have messaged me before, please don't hesitate to reach back out.

I will do my best to be a safe place for you. Of course, I am hoping not to just be a place for you to vent, but If we are getting married someday, I will need practice listening to you vent haha. Maybe we could form some inside jokes tonight! I would love to look back on our chats in a year and laugh together ^.^ It isn't a requirement, but some of my best relationships/memories involve inside jokes forming out of no where helping us connect. Regardless, I do feel as though I can talk with anyone as if I have know them for years, so dont be shy!

Also, I dont believe that our hobbies MUST align completely, but I feel that gaming is such a great way for us to get a vibe check (and hear each others voices) making it much easier to connect with a new person. So bonus points if you game :)

*(If you actually read everything you are seriously amazing and also, I apologize for being so wordy LOL)

Ok.... on to the main (RE)post....

I'm a typical nerdy, undiagnosed ADHD/touch of the 'tism, golden retriever guy (32, 5'9", white, average body [not fat, dad bod], trimmed beard, immaculate hygiene [I use a Bidet]) here looking my soulmate! Please be 18-30

I hope you are nearby. A few hours is fine, and maybe long distance for a bit..., but I would want to meet soon. If you also get tarot card readings on tik-tok... THIS IS YOUR SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE TO MESSAGE ME (LOL)

A little about me...

I CAN YAP (clearly) , Huge night owl, 420 friendly, Have my own apartment (w/ a nice little balcony to smoke on). Gamer guy (typical). I JUST BOUGHT CULT OF THE LAMB, AND I'M EXCITED TO PLAY MORE!! Maybe I could stream to you over discord? Recently I have also been playing games like Throne and Liberty, Fortnite, rock band 4, and starfield. Also love League, OW, DBD, Roblox, COD, and stuff like that! Name a popular multiplayer game, and I probably own it and would like to play it with you.

I love board games, and I have a growing collection. (Ask me about it at your own risk) I love adventure time/regular show/family guy. I Love anime (also typical). I just started watching dragonball Diama, season 3 of Re:Zero, and I want to watch DanDaDan soon. My top 5 anime are probably... DBZ, Mob Psycho 100, Hunter X Hunter, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Naruto. I enjoy puzzles, making tea/coffee, energy drinks, watching adventure time/other cartoons, discovering restaurants, candles/incense, and I take walks daily. I read a self-improvement book earlier this year, and I am trying to get myself to read more. I like psychology. i was ISTJ before, but now im not sure sure if I still am. I am a sagittarius if you are curious. I will send you tik-toks... often. Can we cuddle and watch tik-toks together?

About you *preferences*:

Looking for Long-term

Similar hobbies (we dont have to match on everything)

Petite (short and skinny-avg preferred) (curvy is FINE as long as you aren't Obese)

18-30

wears chokers/skirts, shy, possessive/clingy/jealous easily, loves hello kitty, Alt/Goth/kawaii/cutesy or pink/hyper feminine, a little crazy, Loves to Yap, Loves to cuddle (get high?) and watch me play mario games or my favorite games.

Will be obsessed with me ( I will be obsessed with you)

BIG TEXTER (I text often and respond quickly) (I am a big communicator [looks like I ramble sometimes too])

Homebody (I like to stay in on most weekends, but I love going to conventions[I have cosplayed a few times]) (I enjoy going to the mall, thrift stores, Five Below, etc., but generally dont want to go out for too long or to too many places on a weekend)

I think that's most of it... Remember these are preferences!!! If you think we match well, send me a little message with a picture, and we can go from there :)

I have so much love, care, and support to give you. I will support you in everything you do. I will always cheer you on. I am loyal and honest. You will NOT be disappointed if you give me a chance.