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30 [M4F] #Phoenix/Arizona/Online - Do you like cute nerds?
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ipostnicepictures is a male age 30 looking for a female in Phoenix, AZ
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Ello! I'm a sensitive lil dork living in North Phoenix. Tis the season and sweater weather is upon us which means im on the hunt for someone to cuddle with respectfully.

Might be better to just show my personality by yapping for a bit, but if you want to skip the fun stuff 🙄 I've shared my character sheet below along with what I'm looking for. For everyone else sticking around please read the rest of this with Morgan Freeman's voice: I am kind of annoyed I was forced to pick a tag for this post on mobile, anyways if you like to ramble and listen to people ramble about random stuff I'm totally your guy. What do you think about Simulation theory? Would you ever visit Anatartica? How many fifth graders could you take in a fight? Would you love me if I was a worm? Sorry cut that last one 😅. -- End freeman voice.

I know I know the ADHD is showing, back on task- as for what I'm into I'm really listening to a lot of podcasts, YouTube videos, and audiobooks lately. I'm into board games, video games, reading, anime, karaoke???, hiking, and more- we kinda do everything over here.

That being said onto what I'm looking for- I am hoping to connect with someone cute. I ultimately want a serious long-term relationship, someone to cuddle with, to feel close emotionally, play with each other's hair, crack dumb jokes, watch all sorts of stuff, go on dates..y'know. I'm a hopeless romantic on that front I guess. I'm also open to a fwb situation where the benefits are...cuddling the stuffed animals are not cutting it anymore 😭😭. Sorry for the lack of NSFW despite the post being tagged as such, I am into kinky stuff and sex, but it's not at the forefront of what I'm looking for. Just a bit of heavy emphasis on the friend portion before cashing out on that second half, tyvm.

For the online folks if my post really resonated with you please still reach out and I'd be happy to talk and connect. I would prefer if you were in the SW region of the US, but if the vibes are immaculate then 🥺.

Physical stats: -Soft, black curly hair -6'2, fit, but not gyming ATM starting again soon though -I wear glasses because...literally Velma 🤓 -Im super cute, just way too shy about y'all seeing me in a 1v9, pictures 1000% available on request -420 friendly, ok it's not a stat, but it's kind of like bonds and ideals you know.

For anyone who has made it this far, thank you so much for taking the time to read this- I hope to hear from you soon!

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a female
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