HI! Thank you for opening my post, what you are about to read (or ignore) is what has been on my mind lately, but instead of writing paragraphs of things I'm looking for, I'm gonna make a list because who doesn't like lists? Ok still with me? Good, here goes nothing.

Things I am looking for

• A connection of some sort.

• Good morning texts.

• Goodnight texts.

• Random silly selfies or pics

• Pics of our breakfast/Lunch/Dinner because why not.

• Pics of pets! I have a puppy and you will certainly be bombarded with pics of him in his little outfits.

• MEMES!!! How in the heck did we survive before memes were a thing?

• Voice chat, not like right away but once we get comfortable enough, sure! Lets chat until we both fall asleep.

• Would be cool to have similar interests but that's not mandatory.

I'm guessing if you're still reading, you're wanting to know about me now huh? Well you're in luck because I feel like sharing some Fun Hobbies (lol jk they aren't fun at all, kinda sad TBH) I like to partake in, here there are!

Hobbies include...

• Switching between the same 4 apps for hours.

• Not speaking to anyone for days at a time.

• Listening to the same songs i listened to 15 years ago because Spotify is cheaper than therapy.

• Putting myself in situations that will never exist

• Long walks to the liquor store.

• Staying in my pajamas way too long.

• Staying up wayyyy too late.

• Being tired all day due to previous statement.

• Drinking everything but water.

• Putting stuff in my cart online but never checking out.

• Making lists of things i will never do.

So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope. Due to difficulty with trying to keep a conversation with someone with the opposite schedule, please be somewhat close to central time. Or just like…not opposite. Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊