This is long but detailed and worth it! Trust me.. unless it's not, in which case feel free to leave as soon as you're bored 😜

Nutshell/Cliffnotes: if you're a fan of The Office, period dramas, good food, music, deep convo, big laughs and goofiness, read on - otherwise, it might actually be a waste of your time lol

Just over a year ago my best friend and soul mate died and I've been lost without her. We'd make up silly and stupid songs almost every night (most of them extremely inappropriate, which made them hilarious and perfect), we talked about food, life, relationships, music, art, causes, and so much more. We were weird together, laughed together, cried together, created together and got into plenty of trouble together. I will never be able to replace her but I know we weren't the only intelligent, perverted, creative weirdos out there and I hope to make like-minded friends who can get me laughing uncontrollably again, singing stupid songs again, etc.

Where to begin!!! I'm 33, bald, from Ohio and I'm a girl dad. I have nothing but daughters (I think I did something in a past life that I'm being punished for. Lol, just kidding, they're amazing)

I'm a news reporter and I own several small businesses.

I have a large and amazing family, the ride or die kind who would give strangers the shirts off their backs. Extremely lucky to have been born into that unit. We swear like the words were just invented and unapologetically so 😉

I'm passionate about things that stimulate the senses. So food, music, art, etc. I'm a very good cook and can talk about food for hours. I'm the same with music. I enjoy music in literally EVERY genre with the exception of scream-o/death metal.

I love actual phone chats, especially when I'm driving to and from news stories... I miss my driving buddy 😞

I LOVE COMEDY... I can make a joke about anything, usually at appropriate times, occasionally at inappropriate times (but honestly, is there ever really an inappropriate time to make someone laugh?)

I need people in my life that can help me escape the norm. I love my work and my kids but I need adult friends that compliment my set of oddities and passions 😀

Other Fun Facts about me:

I studied behavioral sciences back in school and it's literally helped me in every aspect of my life. Was going to be a FBI profiler but decided that wasn't my journey in this life.

I'm good with accents (because I'm a goof)

I can be insanely articulate or talk like a pissed off sailor.

I live a lifestyle that has the Potterverse woven into nearly every aspect, but in subtle, tasteful ways; and I'm not annoying about it.

I quote lines from movies (mostly comedies) and random YouTube videos often, it's a part of who I am lol

I prefer dogs to cats but currently have a cat (who I'm allergic to, but he adopted us 12 years ago and is the sweetest cat in the world)

I'm not a Trump supporter but think he'll probably be reelected unfortunately;

Lastly, I am insanely passionate about those I love and I care a lot about people in general.

There's so much more but I'll save that for our chats...plus I wanna know about YOU.

If I sound like I'd be an interesting addition to your life, feel free to message me and tell me all about YOU and why you think we should be best friends forever lol