I'm a 30 year old, rather regular lady from NYC. Dating apps are wacky sometimes, so I figured it's time to lean into the chaos and make my way to the final internet frontier: Reddit. (Craigslist seemed far too sketchy).

Happy for some fun little phone chats (with NSFW and SFW content), with the opportunity for it to develop into something more if we truly vibe. I am not looking for a text based relationship -- I way prefer getting to know someone and interacting over calls. But, obviously, texting is a must at times, because we're both busy people!

Some basic things about me so you can decide if I'm someone who you wanna talk to: - I'm the mom friend of the group. Sometimes the wine drunk aunt friend if provoked enough. You'll hear a ton about my friends; they're all lovely people - I am horrified of any and all bugs. This is a complaint that comes up more than I'd wish - I'm trying to perfect the fish taco. Corn or flour tortilla? - Would you prefer to be TikTok or Instagram famous, and why? - I've never broken a bone or had a cavity, so you know these genes are built to last, baby ;) - I have some hobbies. Ask me about them! - Teal is the best color. I rest my case (it truly speaks for itself) - Cats >>>> dogs (but only because I'm less allergic to them. Otherwise, they are equal in my world and both deserving of tons of love) - I love cooking but hate doing dishes :( - I'm all about my naps - I have a day job lmao

Other random preferences of mine that you should know: someone in the age range of 28-39. A little funny, a lot cute. I generally prefer taller / fitter guys with floppy hair and pretty eyes. We all like banter; we'll know if we got it pretty quickly. Not looking for anyone partnered / married. Also not looking for anyone who is into extreme kinks / fetishes (I'm sorry, I just like balance 😌, but also this by no means translates to me being vanilla). Not opposed to discussing meeting up if the chemistry is correct. Also, happy to exchange pictures when that feels right as well, but I do value discretion and privacy, especially at the top of everything. :) My type is Gojo Satoru mixed with Andy Samberg. Do with that what you will. Searching for something long term -- I'm not great with short term situations.

Voice notes get you to the front of the line; nice voices get me into your DMs. Please give me something to work with, I will most likely not respond to anything low effort.