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I’m not getting any younger. I don’t have the attention span to be a ho anymore. I’d rather just find someone who checks every single box so that I’m not constantly looking over my shoulder wondering “what if?”.
I’m pickier than I used to be, and finding someone who meets all of my criteria is gonna be a task, I realize. But definitely worth it on the long run. This is complicated by a very specific kink that I constantly crave. It’s weird, but it doesn’t put anyone in danger or anything. I need it though.
Which kink is it? I’m not super open about it, but if we click enough… I’ll tell you what it is.
What I’m looking for:
- We have to click, obviously. I learned the hard way that a mutual fetish alone isn’t nearly enough. I want to find someone I could see myself spending the rest of my life with and THEN enjoy my bizarre kink with them.
- No long distance relationships. They never work out.
- Pear shaped. That’s not the kink. Just a hard preference of mine. I’m an ass guy.
- Be honest. I’d rather have a difficult conversation with you up front than have either of us bottle things up.
- Nobody under 24.
About me: - Healthy. Average BMI. No STDs. Quit smoking years ago. I look young for my age for whatever reason. Genes? Good diet? Low drug usage? Lack of kids? Blood of virgins? (That’s not the kink either.) - I’m eccentric, but responsible. I have too many hobbies and love going out, but I also hold down a steady job, own a house, and keep it clean. - I’ve been non-monogamous for a while, but am willing to settle down for the right person. - I’ve traveled the world and have all kinds of insane stories. - Definitely a dork
Anyway, send me a photo if you’re curious about me. I’ll send one in exchange if I like what I see.
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