Vegetarian minimalist looking for kindred optimistic nihilists (see kurzgesagt's video on the subject) or dadaists (you are on your own here, but also not) to form revolutionary and dissonant organizations, drink coffee and fight the system.

Lets get dressed up and go to fast food like it's fine dining. lets go to fine dining and pretend to speak only German, or Swedish.

Let's play hackey sack and frisbee and climb on the monkey bars until we can do chin ups and walk on our hands with ease and look crazy fit, and go bouldering in Iceland.

Let's learn Swedish and tie each other up and see if we can make ourselves... come to Pittsburgh while I'm here for five months or I'll come to you. Any country is fine. I work remotely so I can go anywhere.

Also substitute any language for Swedish, perhaps whatever you speak. I want to learn that. I love to learn other languages as I think it changes your perspective on the world when you think or dream in another language.

We don't even have to tie each other up or put things in orifices if that's not your thing, whatever you are comfortable with. There is a magical something when you are typing to or sitting near someone with the right chemistry.

Let's make terrible music in garage band or your favorite DAW (LMMs). I have just taken up the electric guitar, much to the chagrin of those around me. Let's fix up our new home in real life or minecraft or no man's sky.

It would help if you like goofy looking guys like me. Also it would be better if you looked kind of weird yourself. The last few women I had crushes on were lesbians (did not work out) and Tilda Swinton is the hottest actress, I think.

The world's full of coffee shops and restaurants we haven't been to. let's go!

(Also if you can't do any of these things but want to do one, let me know. I'll push your wheelchair around if I can play with your boobs, or pour cool-aid crystals in your tank if you are a brain in a jar, or rhythmically send information through my SSL connection if you are an AI.)

(if you are still undecided, send me a message "website please" and I'll send you a link to my website full of beetle info and propaganda, no questions asked, no salesman will call.)

Peace and long life, comrade!