Be a dork. Have a sense of humor. It's okay if you're a FAW or a weeb. I don't mind NEETs or femcels either. Actually, I almost find myself preferring them sometimes. You won't scare me off. Age isn't a huge deal to me and anywhere from like 19 to 35 is fine, Location doesn't matter as long as you're willing to travel. No tweakers, no cheaters, no political cultists or phobic types. I appreciate minimalism, practicality and simplicity. I just want someone that will actually take interest in and get excited about the same things as me and that I can make happy without weird drama. Weirdos that seek out arguments, political fanatics, and people whose mental illnesses are their entire personality are kinda been there done that. Just be sweet and sit on me a lot.

I’m 6’0,” normal sized, and my hair is long as hell. I'm a bit of a nerd. I love cinema, I love movie trivia, I like to check out scripts, interviews, behind the scenes, the whole shebang. Movies are a big deal for me, and so is music. I love music; albums, movie soundtracks, video game soundtracks... Mick Gordon, Hans Zimmer, Van Halen, and Pantera, and Stevie Wonder are a couple of favorites. I’m the same with music as I am with movies. I like to learn all the trivia, the names, the members that bands share, as well as all their weird side projects, just the whole mess. Anyway, absurdism is the easiest way to make me laugh. I'm an extremely attentive listener, and I'm a huge proponent of being supportive, physically and emotionally. I like to make my partner laugh and to compliment her. I also like to get involved with the things my partner is passionate about, and I really desire the same. I am extremely passionate about writing and creating. I have about 8 million worldbuilding and character docs and random recorded ideas for DnD campaigns and eventually a novel. Ask me about it and I’ll talk forever. I also love to cook. I will make you fat. I hope you like Italian.

Honestly, if I can be ridiculous for a moment, if any of this is you, come after me please lol: you're a clingy (not needy), sheltered hobbyist that likes when I cook for you and lets me jump in the shower with you and wash your hair. You usually wear nothing but a big shirt at home. You love music and writing and you love just grabbing a pizza and watching an absolute ton of movies. You spend your free time gaming, laughing at stupid crap on the internet, and playing 40k, which you're probably better than me at (I suck). You think flashing me is fun, you can also sing like Annie Wilson, and also are a tok sen masseuse. You're also a Martian and don't exist.

Anyway, I don’t have one type and have no hard requirements on who you are. I require a little patience and some figuring out, but I’m also pretty patient myself.

Speaking of patience, sorry if this part comes off rude, but I've been ghosted and almost dehumanized over this literal hours into otherwise pleasant conversations, so: My biggest issue is that I can't work so I can’t travel, and I don't want to get too close to someone that I can't meet. This also means that I'm broke, I can never have a career, and that I am a stay at home partner. That said, I'm great in that role because I like to be useful in as many other ways as I can. One think I'm not is a leech. Yes, it's because of a disability and I cannot express how sick I am of people asking about it or trying to 'help' by googling my illness and then telling me what to do about it. No, I'm not deformed or missing limbs or anything. My point is I do not work anymore, period. Yes, I do understand that's an issue for a lot of people. So if you can't travel yourself, or if this is no good for you, or if you plan on ever having a boyfriend that takes care of you money wise, I don't want to waste your time. I don't want mine wasted either. I am not just marginally real, nor am I here to be entertaining until you get bored. If you aren't serious when you message me, don't bother.

Anyway, if you haven't already guessed, I'm very unconventional. My life has been pretty unconventional too, but I do what I can. It's good enough for someone, though. I hope they find me soon.

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