Good Morning,

I never know where to begin on these things, every post sounds the same and trying to be unique is not happening at 7am! Pick Me! Pick Me? Did that work? I would say time to be serious but I don't really think that is a true reflection of me, I like to laugh and I like to joke. I have a moderately important job within my company and honestly, I have no idea how I have not been fired yet! I am straight talking, and if I think it, it will likely fall out of my mouth. I guess that is where my charm and cheeky smile comes in!

Why am I here? That is the bigger question, and honestly, I have no idea! I tend to work long and weird hours at times and I think what I really want is someone who can help make my day brighter. Someone who's name flashing on my screen makes me smile and bonus points for butterflies. In time, I would love to take things beyond here and opening up the possibilities to voice and video but there isn't any pressure on that happening in T-minus 1 hours.... So, if you have a good personality, like to laugh and joke, can handle the cheeky & flirtatiousness that I quite often provide, maybe you could be the 1 for me.

I try not to take the fun out of discovering someone through the art of conversation but here are some of the basics; 34 years old, 6ft 3, Blue Eyes, Mid-Length Dark Hair, Trimmed Beard. I do not have the body of a Greek god nor do I have the shape of a Sumo Wrestler. I like to read comics, listen to music, watch movies (multiple times over), Gaming (Xbox & PS5). I also love all things paranormal, I find stuff like that fascinating and helps take me out of the day to day world! Although I do like paranormal, doesn't mean I need the resident Casper to message me then disappear ok? That's happened enough previously! UK or Europe is preferred although I would happily chat with someone from anywhere.

I think that is pretty much me; Witty, Sarcastic, Cheeky and will fill an entire page with nonsense and have to re-read it to figure out what I just said.

Fancy seeing if you can match my energy, connect on a deeper level and have some fun conversations? You know what to do :)