I'm very new to this, so bear with me! I apologize In advance for the incoming novel.

I am a 5'7" 270ish lbs, bisexual, poly woman, who has three lovely partners all of whom are going through a sexual slump due to life stress. They're all encouraging me to find a fuck buddy coz I'm hypersexual and RAVENOUS FOR A DICKING.

Due to a few boundaries in my particular polycule, and the fact that my wife has realized she is asexual, I have not had actual piv sex in multiple years, and have been rather depressed over this fact, because I absolutely love it. Missionary is the sexiest fucking position, and y'all, I'm a squirter. There will be waterworks. 💦💦💦

I'm not looking for anything serious at all, basically a fuck buddy irl at some point but want to make sure this person is kind. Consent is sexy, respect is a beautiful thing, and kindness is key for me. I have my health and the health of my partners to consider, so a very recent clean bill of health is a must. If we were to have sex, requiring condoms is something I will not budge on.

I've gotten a lot of dms from men that are very young, or too old for my preference. Quite honestly, I'm most comfortable with someone ages 27-39.

If you're up for it, I'd like to have at least a pretty good and accurate description of yourself right off the bat, possibly a face or body pic if you feel comfy enough? (I don't mean this to come off as shallow, but I'm a visual creature! I have preferences, sometimes I just don't exactly know what they are until I have eyeballs on them.) I will say that dad bods are lovely and I seem to gravitate more towards that particular body type, broader shoulders, fuzzy beards, fuzzy arms/tummy. But also, don't be discouraged from shooting your shot if you aren't dad bod shaped, lol. That's just generally where I lean, but I enjoy lots of body types.

Don't feel like you need to exaggerate your height or length/girth, I'm not against short or tall fellas, and I love big, average, small, uncut or cut dicks, all dick gud dick! Lol! I'm happy to send a more in depth description of myself and once I feel comfy, face/body pics!

If you pass the initial vibe check, I'd be up for chit chat, maybe some sexting, and if we seem to mesh well, if I feel comfy and you're close, perhaps we meet up for an in person vibe check at a coffee place. If sparks fly, maybe we find someplace to really get to know each other! 😚

I generally prefer bisexual or pansexual fellas, it seems like we fetishize each other's sexuality and experiences a whole lot less. At least in my limited experience, I've found that to be the case. I am absolutely not against straight dudes, just that I've seemed to vibe more with non-hetero peeps. Doesn't mean I don't vibe tho either.

I need someone open to chatting about more than just sex sometimes. At least someone who aligns with me politically, isn't misogynistic, isn't homophobic or judgmental. I am quite liberal, and pretty left leaning, I definitely want to make sure we see eye to eye there. I am not right leaning at all, and if you are we will not get along.

If you've made it this far and you're still interested, 🤣 shoot me a dm!