Hey! I’m Zee. I’m basically a depressed, sarcastic mess, so you probably shouldn’t bother unless you tend to fetishize scrawny, long-haired jerks in skinny jeans and biker jackets ;-) Jokes aside, I’m NOT looking for anyone who’s annoyingly cheerful, down-to-earth and easy-going. I’m only drawn to complicated, deeply emotional people that’re more on the darker / evil side of things >:-)

I have a big thing about honesty, so brace yourself for some crazy stuff ;-) I’d say I’m truly a man of contrasts. My emotional range usually varies from cuddling a teddy bear to feeding on human flesh, lol, and that’s an eternal struggle. As much as I’d like to think of myself as a very kind and supportive person, I gotta admit I’m also pretty hateful and find 99.9% of people I meet painfully annoying (and I’m sure that’s mutual). That said, I still dream of genuinely connecting with someone deeply intelligent, romantic, loving and caring, yet just as emotionally challenged. More specifically, a homebody and a loner who’s only ever needed just one person in their life to (unhealthily) obsess over <3 Thirsty for deep, long conversations with no taboo topics and willing to explore the darker corners of our minds together >:-)

I don’t smoke or drink, despise hookups or any poly crap. I’m monogamous to the core and loyal to a fault. I’m also a “wait until you’ve met the one”-kind of person, hence been mostly involved in platonic relationships out of principle. I know it’s ultra rare these days, yet I’d be ecstatic if we somehow had that in common <3

I work in IT and basically write code all day long. My hobbies pretty much come down to music, movies / TV shows and video games. I mostly listen to indie stuff, with the National meaning more to me than all the other bands combined, yet I have a special place in my heart for early Norwegian black and gothic metal, like Burzum, Darkthrone or Tristania >:-) Some of my favorite movies are a Clockwork Orange, the Fly and There Will Be Blood. I’m also fascinated with psychology and I want to know all about your inner demons (in case you haven’t figured that out already).

I’m 5’11” / 180 cm, Caucasian. Appearance-wise, my ideal match would be a white plus-size girl. I also want kids, so please be open to discussing that, at the very least. Anyway, if you relate to some, let alone most of the things I’ve mentioned, please let me know you exist and send me a message! I can’t wait to hear from you!