Hi! I got some sleep after I didn't feel well at all last night. I'm opening this ad to the entire United States. If we start talking, then I'm going to need you to verify yourself the good ol' fashioned Reddit way. I don't think automod likes me describing what the good ol' fashioned Reddit way is, so we'll discuss it. It involves a photo and a piece of paper. I won't need it right away, but I'll need it fairly quickly. I've dealt with too many unsavory characters to feel comfortable handling things otherwise. Of course, I'll return the favor so that you can know who you're speaking with!

About me...I like quiet. I'd love to go on a picnic with you! Some years before he passed, my father apologized for having taken me to see a James Bond movie, Tomorrow Never Dies. It was so loud, and I didn't handle it well. I don't understand those movies, anyway, and it was very dismissive to once be told that "there's nothing to understand in a James Bond movie" and that "you just focus on the action and the women."

Also, we would need to be very communicative regarding anything sexual. I've never handled peoples' "sex demeanors," as I might call them, well. That's scared me all my life. And people don't listen to me with that. Not only that, but they also harass me when I tell them that I'm not liking what's being discussed. That's even led to me screaming in panic, and then, I've had to deal with the consequences from having screamed in panic. After I've screamed in panic, the very people who have harassed me have had the gall to tell me that there must've been some Freudian childhood experience that got me to react as I did. There was no such experience.

I'll tell you about one experience where I didn't handle peoples' "sex demeanors" well. My brother's fifth grade birthday party was especially traumatic because all my brother's "boy" friends who just had their first sexual education class a few days before were sleeping at my parents' house... 😒 I picked up this kid's Game Boy and I overwrote his Pokémon save that night. He didn't like that. Boohoo, though. He wasn't being normal. That was no root cause of anything. It was just one of many traumatic experiences.

So, yes, I'm patient, understanding, and neurodivergent. I'm a big texter. I love to talk with the people I care about most! So, if you're expecting a little bit of light conversation here, then you won't get it. My best friend tells me that I'm an excellent conversationalist. I've maintained plenty of excellent conversations with the right people, and I'll continue to do so.

I'd like to go on walks with you, and to go to amazing restaurants with you! The tough part is that I'm not able to relocate for the foreseeable future. Sucks, but I have a current set of life circumstances, and I really can't go about things differently for the time being. I just hope that I can provide you some joy. I'm able to travel, of course... I'm just not able to move for the time being.

I like arcade games. There was an amusement center here in northeast New Jersey with plenty of arcade games, but I sometimes still have dreams about that amusement center because it was a very overwhelming place! The beauty of the arcade hobby is that you can have these things in the comfort of your own residence, not that I have the space for that... I used to have a friend...well, he was so excited when he got me to learn that there was an Asterix arcade game by Konami because I never had interest before then in experiencing any of the things that he wanted me to experience! The Asterix game only gives you a limited number of continues, though.

I'm the least tolerant, most tolerant person around. I'll find anything to vent over to cope with the stresses that society and the world give me, but the truth is that I really don't give a shit. I say that I don't process politics, but I sure believe that people should have the right to do what they want with their bodies. Sounds political, huh? Well, I've just been around too many people denying me basic rights that I can't stand with not allowing people such rights. By somewhat of the same token, I don't believe in owning another's body. Thus, I don't believe in the concept of "cheating." I'm personally not into drugs, but you do you. My best friend is a total weednik and bi.

If you've made it this far, tell me your favorite colors! If you don't have favorite colors, feel free to tell me that, too! I like purple and pink. I adored my pink Analogue Pocket FPGA gaming handheld with its purple 3D printed grip.

I'm looking forward to hearing from you! 🩷